Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai.
Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ?
Sardar: Haan,
Puchhta Hu, Par Mujhe Kabhi Deta Hi Nahi…..
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Hum Tasaver May Tojhay Apne Paas Beta Ker Roye~ Tere Tasveer Ko Senay Se Laga......
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Aunty: ‘arey beta tm ktne baray ho gye ho’ . . . . . bacha:......
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Height of Addiction: . . Father: Beta, Facebook seE hatt k bhi Ek Duniya hai........
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Father: Beta mein is saal tjhay exams kay baad bike lazmi lay kr doon ga......
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Teacher: beta Insan ki kitni Maa?ye hoti hain? Student: 4 Teachr: kon kon c ??..?......
- Meri mummy ne kaha hain mujse beta
Meri Mummy Ne Kaha Hain Mujse Beta Mujko Bahu La Do Maine Kaha Mummy Kaha......
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Beta Wahi, Jo Burhhaape Mein Aaraam Deta Hai Are, Rojgaar To Burhhaape Mein Talaaq Deta......
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AJNABI: beta thora pani milega? Bcha:lassi ho jae to? AJNABI: bhot hi acha hy AJNABI......
- Ajnabi beta thora pani milega bchalassi
AJNABI: beta thora pani milega? Bcha:lassi ho jae to? AJNABI: bhot hi acha hy AJNABI......
- Beta america se mery liye jawan hone
beta america se mery liye jawan hone ki dawai bhajna. Betey ne america se capsol......
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Lady to doctor: mera beta motar cycle se gir gaya hai. Doctor: i can’t understand......
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Teacher: beta batao chand roshan kyun hy ? . . . . . . .......
- Dadi mrtay huay boli beta me apna
Dadi mrtay huay boli: Beta me apna farm, 6 tractor, farmhouse, 50 janwar aur 22,389,630......
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Teacher: Beta Billi Ki Awaz Nikalo Bacha: Meow!Meow! Teacher: Good, Ab kutte ki Awaz Nikalo......
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Father: beta, iss baar exam mein tumhein 90% number lene hain. Son: nahe abu! Iss......
- Teacher abhi parh lo beta warna rzlt
Teacher: Abhi Parh Lo Beta! Warna Rzlt Aane K Baad Tum Rooge. . . .......
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Mahman! Beta apko school jana kesa lagta hy? Bacha! Muje schol jana boht acha lagta......
- Mahman beta apko school jana kesa lagta
Mahman! Beta apko school jana kesa lagta hy? Bacha! Muje schol jana boht acha lagta......
- Beta papa condom kia hota hay papa
Beta: papa condom kia hota hay? Papa: chal bhag bhosri k muje nai pata, Beta:......
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