sardar:1 wari mai chota jeya hunda c mai minar-e-pakistan to dig gya se
2nd sardar:fir mar gya se ya bach gya?
sardar:menu ke pta me ty chota jya honda se
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- Sardar1 laughing behind sardar2 at atm ha
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- Sardar1 yaar tum ne teeth pe blue
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- 1 sardar yar jab main chota tha
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- Chota sardar 2 his father quotbaapu ethay
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- Tanha reh ker humne jeya jindgi ko
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- Chota sardarmummy kal raat kophir maine bathroom
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- Chota sardarmummy kal raat kophir maine bathroom
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- Chota sardaramma raat main bathroom da darwaza
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- Ek wari khaimay aa chacha sada
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- Hun teri wari uski ankhon me
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- Sindh asaan g maa ahe hind wari
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- Jinde rahe tan milan ge lakh wari
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- Sardar kal pehli wari main teri bhabi
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- Sardar1 yaar tum ne teeth pe blue
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- Teacher 10 fruits k naam btao sardar1
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- Har ik ly nu banyea hunda hai
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- Boy i love u ki hunda hai
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- Pyaar hunda hai pal do lai yaaro
Pyaar Hunda Hai Pal Do Pal Lai Yaaro Aaj Onhe Ae Samjaya Si Ohiyo Jiss......
- Kash ke tu na hunda ki ajnabi
Kash Ke Tu Tu Na Hunda, Kash Ki Tu Ajnabi Hunda. Kho Lenda Iss Jamane......
- Milda oh hi jo mukadran ch hunda
Milda Oh Hi Jo Mukadran Ch Hunda, Bande Bande To Kuch Nahin Ho Sakta, Osde......
- Jas wi shokeen hunda si kade pata
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- Je tenu bhulna hi hunda ta enna
Je Tenu Bhulna Hi Hunda Ta Enna Yaad Na Karde, Marr Jande Kado De Je......
- Khoobsoorat koi nahi hunda tan khyal hai
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- Teri har mehfil ch hunda hai jikar
Teri Har Mehfil Ch Hunda Hai Jikar Mera, Par Main Us Mehfil Ch Kadey Shamil......
- Jinna assan hunda hai kisi nu eh
Jinna Assan Hunda Hai Kisi Nu Eh Kehna Ke Bhul Jayin Mainu, Usnu Bhulna Onna......
- Kacha ghada je na hunda sohni da
Kacha Ghada Je Na Hunda Sohni Da, Yaar Da Didaar Kar Laindi, Rab Ohnu Mil......
- Inna garor changa ni hunda ey
Inna garor changa ni hunda ey vella muq gya ty mor ni ona un qadar......
- 1 chota sa lfz hy jo bht
1 Chota sa lfz hy jo bht tklif deta hy apko ehsas dilate he k......
- Ranjah hunda anpad na te heer khilandi
Ranjah Hunda Anpad Na, Te Heer Khilandi Churi Na…. Sasi Nu Koi Puchda Na, Je......
- Pyar da nasha beda kamal hunda hia
Pyar Da Nasha Beda Kamal Da Hunda Hia Per Dukh Dard Nal Marham Vi Deynda......
- Suneya hai mitti da bawasohna hunda dekhi
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- Kadi teri mehfil di jaan hunda c
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- Raahan takan wale nu andaaza nai hunda
Raahan Takan Wale Nu Andaaza Nai Hunda Raste Di Doori Da Te Aaun Wale Nu......
- Je rabb ne sanu sohna bnaaya hunda
Je Rabb Ne Sanu Sohna Bnaaya Hunda, Te Asi Wi Sohneya De Dil Wich Reh......
- Jad sada hunda si kehnda phull sanu
Jad Sada Hunda Si Kehnda Si Phull Sanu, Hun Gairan Naal Laake Geya Ae Bhul......
- Chota hu to kya hua aansoon ek
Chota Hu To Kya Hua Aansoon Hu To Ek Sagar Jaisa Swad Hai Chakh Kar......
- Ek phool tha chota sa jo ek
]ek Phool Tha Chota Sa, Jo Ek Kone Me Tha Khila, Apni Zindagi Ki Raha......
- Chota sa dil hai paharon re gum
Chota Sa Dil Hai Paharon Re Gum Nanhi Si Jaan Pe Hain Kitne Sitam Mai......
- Nt ek chota sa sapna tha
nt”> ek chota sa sapna tha us sapne mein koi apna tha us apne mein......
- Chota sa mgr bht important msg
Chota Sa Mgr Bht Important Msg:….. â€Pyaar Dil Main Hona Chaheay Lafzon Main Nahi,,, Or......
- Chota sa tha to maa ki mohabbat
Chota sa tha to Maa ki mohabbat dekh ker samjha yehi mohabbat hoti hai kuch......
- Dosto msg to chota sa hai lkn
DOSTO MSG TO CHOTA SA HAI LKN MATLB BOHT BRA HAI.. MOHABBAT KR B DEKHI......
- Kash Rabb ne mainu Kitaab banaya hunda,
Kash Rabb ne mainu Kitaab banaya hunda, Jisnu Padan layi Rajni tainu banaya hunda, Jad......
- Ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda
ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda bina bhijeya rooha da mail nahi hunda mail......
- Har kisse layii pyaar hunda nahi koii
Har Kisse Layii Pyaar Hunda Nahi Har Koii Dildaar Hunda Nahi Soach Samajh Ke Laiye......
- Kash main ek panchi hunda maar udari
Kash Main Ek Panchi Hunda Maar Udari Tere Kol Aa Janda Tu Mainu ,Main Tenu......
- Ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda
Ishq Wich Bhijna Koi Khel Nahi Hunda Bina Bhijeya Rooha Da Mail Nahi Hunda Mail......
- Ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda
Ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda bina bhijeya rooha da mail nahi hunda mail......
- Ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda
Ishq wich bhijna koi khel nahi hunda bina bhijeya rooha da mail nahi hunda mail......
- Chehre vekh ke kadi nahi pyaar hunda
Chehre vekh ke kadi nahi pyaar hunda, dil dil naal mile te pyar hunda, jehda......
- Jithe hunda c charcha heeraan jehiaan hooraan
jithe hunda c charcha heeraan jehiaan hooraan da… oh sath vich loohnda hai hun sek......
- Ek pathan jab hum chota hota tha
Ek pathan: jab hum chota hota tha tab hum ye darakt par char jata tha......
- Aaj aapke liye ek or chota sa
Aaj Aapke Liye Ek Or Chota Sa Kalam Leker Pesh Huya Hoon, Ummeed Karta Hoon......
- Jab main chota tha aur teri god
Jab Main Chota Tha Aur Teri God Me Jab Bhi Rota Tha Aanchal Me Chupa......
- Bunbon se bana hua chota sa
BUNBON SE BANA HUA CHOTA SA SAMUNDAR, LEHRON PE BHIGTI CHOTI SI BASTI . CHAL......
- Faraz k ghar ma hai 1 chota
Faraz k ghar ma hai 1 chota sa titar.. Wa wa wa… Faraz k ghar......
- Teachertumhare ghar me sab se chota kon
Teacher:Tumhare ghar me sab se chota kon hy? Student:Mere Abbu! Teacher:Wo kis tarah? Student:Q k......
- Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai
Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai. Jiyo apni zindagi aise, jaise ji raha gulab......
- Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai
Yeh duniya 1 chota sa khuwab hai. Jiyo apni zindagi aise, jaise ji raha gulab......
- A 4 apple b bara c chota
A 4 Apple B 4 Bara Apple C 4 Chota Apple D 4 Dosra Apple......
- A 4 apple b bara c chota
A 4 APPLE B 4 BARA APPLE C 4 CHOTA APPLE D 4 DOOSRA APPLE......
- Toti hui mundair per chota sa ik
toti hui mundair per chota sa ik dia. Mosam se keh raha he andhi chla......
- Agar mauka ditta hunda apni deewangi vikhane
Agar Mauka Ditta Hunda Apni Deewangi Vikhane Da Te Naam Lendi Rehendi Is Devdas Deewane......
- Hadees mubarak muamla chota ho yah
HADEES MUBARAK Muamla Chota Ho Yah Bara .Is Ko Tahrer Main Lane Ka Liya Susti......
- Zindagi k bade ghamo ko chota aur
Zindagi k bade ghamo ko chota aur choti khushiyo ko bada karna sekho…!…...
- Kaafron se jihad karna chota ha
Kaafron se jihad karna chota jihad ha, Lekin Nafs se jihad karna bara jihad ha......
- Ek chota bacha bohat dair se ro
Ek Chota Bacha Bohat Dair Se Ro Raha Tha. Uski Maa Ne Pocha Mele Laal......
- Ek chota saa sahar mujme basa rah
Ek Chota Saa Sahar Mujme Basa Rah Jayega.. Aur Khud Ko Dhundhne Kaa Silsila Rah......
- Apna kad chota kar le unki mahfil
Apna Kad Chota Kar Le Unki Mahfil Mai Tera Dakhila Ho Jayega Ham Muhobbat Ke......
- Dil yeh masoom chota bacha hai bada
Dil Yeh Masoom Chota Bacha Hai Yeh Bada Na Hua To Acha Hai, Isspe Pabandiya......
- Chota sa ik lafz tumhaara kitna
choTa sa ik lafz tumhaara kitna peyaara lagta hai dil meN khushiyoN ke najaane kitne......
- Chota sa magar bohat important sms
Chota sa magar bohat important sMs. *.Piyar Dil Me.* hona chahiye ‘Lafzou Me Nahi.’ aur......
- 1 truck k pechay likha tha chota
1 Truck K Pechay Likha Tha Chota Khandan, Mushkil Aasan, Imran Kamran Mannan Farman Furqan......
- Gand ka sorakh chota karny k 3
GAND KA SORAKH CHOTA KARNY K 3 TIPS . . . . . . .......
- Lady itna chota sa handbag rs
Lady : Itna Chota Sa Handbag Rs. 10,000 ka? Shopkeeper : Medam Jee, Yeh Lund......
- Hath choty b tu ristay nai chota
‘Hath choty b tu ristay nai chota karty’ ‘Waqat ki shakh se lamhay nai tota......
- Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho,
Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho, to tum use door se dekh rahe......
- Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe
Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho,tu tum use door se dekh rahe ho,ya......
- Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe
Agar tum kisi ko chota dekh rahe ho, to tum use door se dekh rahe......
- Chota sardar mummy kal rati jadun
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- itna chota nahi ye rishta humara
*’* Itna Chota Nahi Ye Rishta Humara, Kaisy Soch Liya K Aa Gya Kinara, Lo......
- Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil
Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe mehfil se Faraz Chota samaj kr nikal dia mujhe......
- Kiyon kuch soch ker apna dil chota
‘Kiyon kuch soch ker apna dil chota karty ho ‘Wo utni hi ker saka wafa......
- Itna chota nahin rishta humara kaisay
“Itna chota nahin Rishta humara, “Kaisay soch lia k aa gaya kinara, “Lo ho gai......
- Chota osda kurta hai pajami badi tang
Chota Osda Kurta Hai, Pajami Badi Tang Hey, Vakhri Hi Tor Ondi, Vakra Hi Dhang......
- Wo chota sa ghar aashiyana daro deewar par likha
Wo Chota-Sa Ghar Chota-Sa Aashiyana Wo Daro-Deewar Par Likha Humare Pyar Ka Sama. Wo Choti-Si......
- Chota sa mann mein hazaar khwaishein kaun
Chota Sa Mann Mann Mein Hazaar Khwaishein Kaun Si Khwaish Puri Karu? Koi Aisi Khwaish......
- Girl brazier dikhao salesman 36 chale ga g chota do
Girl-Brazier dikhao! SalesMan-36 Chale ga? G-Chota do S-32? G-aur chota S-28? G-aur chota S-20? G-Thora......
- Soch ke kita pyar pyar nahi hunda
Soch Ke Kita Pyar, Pyar Nahi Hunda Shartan Pa Ke Banaya Yaar,Yaar Ni Hunda Pyar......
- Khubsurat ta koi nahi hunda khubsurat
Khubsurat ta koi nahi hunda, khubsurat ta sirf khayal hunda. Shakal surat di ta koi......
- Delhi me Kutubminar hai’
Teacher: ‘Delhi me Kutubminar hai’ Sardar was sleeping & Teacher wakes him up. Techer asks:......
- Mr.Inside Mr.Outside
Mr.Inside went outside to see Mr.Outside. Inside standing outside called outside outside, but outside sitting......
- “Any great man born in this village?”
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?” Sardar:......
- Sardarji’s intelligence?
How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence? – Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear...
- Band master :
Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss......
- Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke…
Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke… Sardar : Yeh kya, sita......
- How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
How do you recognize a Sardar in School? – He is the one who erases......
- Sardarji opens his lunch box
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ? Just to confirm......
- I Love U sister….
A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the......
- When I was born saitan said ohoh!!!
When I was born saitan said ohoh!!! Another angel But when U were born saitan......
- O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever: What comes first the chicken or......
- Wo maine chupa di thi, warna wo bhi chori ho jati.
Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere......
- Sardar : We r not stupid. Will go at night
Rassia : We r the 1st in space. U.S.A : We r the 1st on......
- 2ND : Gold ring de de.
SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND :......
- Sardar on phone:
Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is......
- Aplication by santa:
Aplication by santa: Dear sir, Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other......
- What is oxford?
Q: What is ford? Sardar: Gaddi. Q: What is oxford? Sardar: Its so simple yaar,......
- Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar:......
- Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos,
Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar......
- ULLU ki tarh mat dekho,sms karo
,,. (‘v’) (( )) >”-“- ,,. (‘v’) (( )) >”-“- ,,. (‘v’) (( )) >”-“-......
- Kiss for you….
Kiss for you…. * * ( ‘ “”() Bye * (“( ‘o’, ) bye *......
- Meri Wife Sirf Cockroach Se Hi Darti Hai
Sardar Se Puchha: Tum Next Janam Me Kya Banna Pasand Karoge? Sardar: A Cockroach Why?......
- Man to Sardar:
Man to Sardar: tell me,what is the meaning of SMS? Sardar angrily said, i know......
- Manager asked to sardar at an
Manager asked to sardar at an interview Can you spell a word that has more......
- A sardar was running with his pregnent
A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar......
- Sardar was giving bld testbt coton wz
Sardar was giving bld testbt coton wz nt avlbl so d nrse aftr d test......
- Sardar ki maa puttar tujhay yahan
Sardar ki maa puttar tujhay yahan se jalindhar janay mein 1 din laga Aur wapas......
- Sir apka beta cigarette pita hai aap
Sir: Apka Beta Cigarette Pita Hai. Aap Kabhi Use Puchhte Nahi ? Sardar: Haan, Puchhta......
- Ek sardaar ki socks se buhat badbo
Ek sArdaAR Ki SockS sE Buhat bAdbo aATi tHi. Frnd Ne PesAy diAy k New......
- A sardar is in bar and
A Sardar Is In A Bar And His Cell Phone Rings, So He Picks It......
- Srdar ne apni gfrnd ko nakli jewlry
Srdar Ne Apni Gfrnd Ko Nakli Jewlry Di Gfrnd Ye kitne Ki Li Srdar 1ooo......
- Friend sardar se me tennis k barey
Friend Sardar se: Me Tennis k barey me Tm sy Ziada Jnta hun. Sardar: Acha......
- Sardar aap k father ki death kaise
sardar: aap k father ki death kaise hui? friend: burhape ki waja se sardar: hamare......
- 1st sardar yaar koi aisa karobaar bata
1st Sardar: Yaar koi aisa karobaar bata jis mein ziada munaafa ho? 2nd Sardar: Aisa......
- Sardarmango kaisay day rhay ho shopkeeper
Sardar:mango kaisay day rhay ho? Shopkeeper: paison kay. Sardar:mein smjha k shaper mein day rhay......
- 1 sardar ka name buhat bara tha
1 Sardar Ka Name Buhat Bara Tha Jagjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet Sing. Bec0z. . . He pRoved. “PAPA......
- Ek admi ki ammi ke nic per
Ek admi ki ammi ke NIC per beva likh diya gaya, woh admi gusse mein......
- A teacher lecturing on population says in
A teacher lecturing on population says In India aftr evry 10 second a woman gives......
- A sardar sent rs100 unsigned cheque to
A sardar sent Rs.100 unsigned cheque to PM’s Flood Relief Fund n Wrote.. "Cheque is......
- 1 sardar bohat ziada ghareeb hogaya osne
1 sardar bohat ziada ghareeb hogaya osne apni B.v se kaha Bacho ko nani k......
- Sardar g suffering from constipation sitting on
Sardar g Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat: Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat......
- Manrotay q ho sardar1truck k takar sai
Man:Rotay Q ho? Sardar:1Truck k takar sai bal bal bach gia, Man:Bach to gaye ho......
- There was sardar s dj party in
There was sardar ?s DJ Party in a party- plot, DJ asked:?kab tak bajau?? Party......
- Sardar in mysore palace tourist guide
Sardar in mysore palace, Tourist guide- sir dont sit there,it is Tipu sultan’s chair Sardar-oye......
- Sardar got into a bus on 1st
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave......
- Air hostess aap 1 gante me 4bar
Air Hostess: Aap 1 Gante Me 4bar Toilet Gaye! R U OK? Kya Aap Ko......
- Ek sardar ne khubsurat ladki ko dekh
Ek Sardar Ne Khubsurat Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Kaha Sardar: Aap Kahan Rehti Hain Ladki:......
- Y do sardarjee keeps an empty bottte
Y dO SArdArjeE kEepS aN eMptY bOttTe iN a FriDgE? ? ? ? ? aNy......
- Ek sardar ne ek garha khoda or
Ek sardar ne ek Garha khoda or usme ja k beth gaya? Dusre sardar ne......
- Sardaryar mjhe safar main nend nai ati
Sardar:yar mjhe safar main nend nai ati. . . . . . . . Pathan......
- Sardar g yaar teri wife di maut da
Sardar G:-Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya,vaise hoya ki si? Friend:-Goli lagi......
- Sardar bilding se gir gyadoctor said he
Sardar bilding se gir gyaDoctor said: He is dead,Sardar Hosh me aa k bola,Me zinda......
- Sardar tharmos le k picnic pargyasardar is
Sardar tharmos le k picnic pargya! Sardar: Is me thandi cheez thandi orGarm cheez garam......
- Race dekhte howe sardar ne dosre se
‘Race dekhte howe sardar ne dosre se pocha: Inaam kis ko milega.? 2nd: Sub se......
- Race dakhty howy ik sardar nay dosary
Race Dakhty howy ik Sardar nay Dosary say pocha Inaam kis ko mily Ga? 2nd:......
- Dost sardar se yaar aaj tumhare mobile
Dost SARDAR Se: Yaar Aaj Tumhare Mobile Par Bohat Call Aa Rahi Hain? SARDAR: Fakhar......
- Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish......
- Sardar 1 o yar me kal film
Sardar 1: o yar! Me kal film dekhne theater gaya! Wahan such much admi ko......
- Salesman sir aap cockroch k liye powder
Salesman: Sir, aap Cockroch k Liye Powder Loge Kya? Sardar: Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar......
- By mistake sardar goes into ladies toilet
By mistake Sardar goes into Ladies toilet.. All ladies suddenly stand up. Sardar:Bas bas, Izzat......
- Sardar travelling in train tc ticket
Sardar travelling in Train… TC: Ticket dikhao… Sardar: Yeh lo… TC: Yeh to purani hai…!......
- 2 sardar wathcing match when dhoni hits
2 sardar wathcing match When dhoni hits a boundry 1st dekho goal hua. 2nd abbe......
- A bird was disturbing a sardar all
A bird was Disturbing a Sardar all the time. Finally the Sardar caught it and......
- 1dulha apne dost srdar se shadi k
1dulha apne dost srdar se shadi k din Yar koi ayc bat bta jo me......
- Teacher india ka jhanda sub se pehle
Teacher: India ka jhanda sub se pehle kahaN lehraaya gaya? Sardar ( kaafi sochne k......
- In a practical exam examiner showed legs
In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name Sardar:I......
- A sardar his wife filed an
A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will......
- Sardar doctor help me mein jab baat
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai,......
- Sardar on phone doctor my wife is
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is......
- Sardar tainu tairna aanda hai frnd
Sardar: Tainu tairna aanda hai? Frnd: No Sardar: Tere naalon ta kutte changey ne jehre......
- Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha
Ek sardar bar mein ro raha tha Frind: kun ro rahe ho? Sardar: owr kia......
- Sardar went to see a gal for
Sardar went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for......
- Sardar joined nasa after one month the
Sardar joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA......
- Ek raat bijli chali gai sardar
Ek raat bijli chali gai.. SARDAR: oye kam se kam fan to chalao SARDARNI: kar......
- Sardar ji had twins named tin
Sardar ji had twins Named TIN n MARTIN Again had twins named peter n repeater......
- Once santa singh was riding a cycle
Once Santa Singh Was Riding A Cycle And He Suddenly Hit A Girl! So Girl......
- Sardar taqreer karty huey kisi ko meri
Sardar Taqreer Karty Huey: Kisi Ko Meri Baat Par Aitraz To Nahi? Ek Bola: Jee......
- 3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay
…3 sardar bed pe so rahay thay, teeno ko jagah tang horahi thi 1 sardar......
- Sardarni paan shop par gaee aor
SARDARNI PAAN SHOP PAR GAEE aor sardar shop keeper se boli: vay sardar, AY LE......
- Doctor jab aap ko pata tha k
Doctor: Jab Aap ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Aap k Kaan Main Ghus Rahi Hai......
- A sardars speech to his workers in
A Sardar?s speech to his workers in English: ?Do do, not do not do. Eat......
- Sardaar ki bv bhaag gai 3
Sardaar ki BV bhaag gai. 3 din baad wapis aayi? Sardaar (dukh oar ghusse se......
- Sardar ki wifehamari beti jawan ho gai
Sardar ki wife:Hamari beti jawan ho gai hai tum jao aur 26 sal ka larka......
- Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha,umbrella me hole kyu? Sardar bola,Oye barish......
- Sardar 2 hotel manager jaldi chalo meri
Sardar 2 hotel manager: Jaldi chalo, meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti......
- One tourist from usa asked to sardar
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar:......
- In a practical exam examiner showed legs
In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name Sardar:I......
- Molvioun ki ek bas ja rahi the
molvioun ki ek bas ja rahi the ek molvi sahb ne kaha k jaha koi......
- Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k
Ek sardar apne dost ki barat k sth gya,pr zakhmi ho k aya. Ksi ne......
- 2 sardar chalte ruk gay 1st
2 sardar chalte chalte ruk gay.. 1st sardar: Oye rabba! Samne meri bv or meri......
- 2 sardar or unki 1 behan bagair
2 Sardar Or UnKi 1 Behan Bagair Ticket Train Me Ja Rahy Thy.. TT Ne......
- Ek jagah par likha tha ke 10
ek jagah par likha tha ke 10 rupay main jitne be naam khao sardar ne......
- 1 admi khara apne kaam ko chabi
1 admi khara apne kaam ko chabi se zor se khuja raha tha, Sardar ne......
- 1st sardar yaar mujhy film me kaam
1st Sardar: Yaar mujhy film me kaam karne ka bara shoq hai. 2nd Sardar: Tumhain......
- 1 sardar musium gaya wahan uss se
1 Sardar musium gaya, wahan uss se 1 Statue toot gaya, OFFICER: you have broken......
- A sardar ji pulled out 6 people
A sardar ji pulled out 6 people form a burning house …. still he was......
- Accountant this painting is 500 years and
Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old. Sardar: Amazing! Where did you......
- Techrjo mre swal ka jwab dega wo
Techr:jo mre swal ka jwab dega wo ghr ja skta hy sardar ne apna bsta......
- Sardar ko invitation mila k party me
Sardar ko invitation mila k party me sirf LAAL taai pehan kr ana h Sardar......
- 1 din daku sardar k ghar mein
1 din 1 daku 1 sardar k ghar mein ghuss gaya or bula SONA kahan......
- A sardar went 2 hotel ordered chiken
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang......
- Ek sardar ne ek bachy se pucha
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy......
- Do sardar ja rahah hote hain k
Do sardar ja rahah hote hain, k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti......