Santa : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna he
Servicing Man : Memory card he?
Santa : Nahi kya Ration card chalega? =P :-D…
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Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash......
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- Yesterday my mobile had an accident with
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- Santa look a thief has entered our
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- Santa jab mai mar jaun to samne
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- Hello whats wrong with your mobile tried
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Wife is like a TV Girlfriend is like a MOBILE At home u watch TV......
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