"Sardarji, Agar Aapki Biwi Ko Bhoot Utha Le Jai To Aap Kya Karoge?"
Sardarji : " Maine Kya Karna Ha, Ghalti Bhoot Ki Ha, Khud Bhugtay."
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- Sardar kal koi meri biwi k purse
Sardar: Kal koi meri biwi k purse se 2000 lay gya, Pathan: Jhot bolti hai......
- Shohar 0r biwi mein talak ho gai
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- Biwi maine khwab me lun ka hafta
Biwi: Maine khwab me LUN ka Hafta Bazar dekha,her Trah k Lun thy, Lambe, Motay,......
- Aik admi apni biwi ki qabr per
Aik Admi Apni Biwi ki Qabr per behta Ro raha tha aur Qabr ko Pankhey......
- Ek pathan ne biwi ki mohabbat mein
Ek pathan ne biwi ki Mohabbat mein Naswar chhor di …!!! Teesre din dimagh kharab......
- Pathan ne apni biwi ko shaadi ki
Pathan ne apni Biwi ko Shaadi ki raat hi QATAL krdia.. Q k Biwi ki......
- Sher ki biwi ko geedar ne chod
Sher ki Biwi ko Geedar ne Chod dya,Sher ne elan kia k jisne ye harkat......
- 1 hakla suhaag raat ko biwi sey
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- Pathan ki biwi pyar se boli
Pathan ki biwi pyar se boli : Aap hazaron main aik ho. Pathan ne moo......
- Pathan apni biwi ko i love u
Pathan apni biwi ko ‘I Love U’ kehta or gir jata ‘I love u’ kehta......
- Aik sharif aadmi ko kia chahiye biwi
Aik Sharif Aadmi ko kia chahiye, Aik Biwi jo piyar de, Aik Biwi jo acha......
- Height of misunderstanding biwi ghusay me
Height of Misunderstanding Biwi Ghusay me: Mera Jeena Haram H0 gaya hai. Main Yeh Ghar......
- Ek admi apni biwi ko dafna kar
Ek admi apni biwi ko dafna kar ghar aya to ASMAN per bijli karakne lagi......
- Legs utha ke karo tange feala
Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono......
- Tumhari yaad ki dali utha ker zubaan
Tumhari Yaad Ki Dali Utha Ker Zubaan Pe Rakh Li Hy Maine Ye Qatra Qatra......
- duhwaan utha tha dewanney k jaltey ghar
“Duhwaan Utha Tha Dewanney K Jaltey Ghar Se Sari Raat Lakin Wo Khamosh Rehay Duniya......
- Dard ka sailaab utha hai dabau kaise
Dard Ka Sailaab Utha Hai Dabau Kaise Dil E Nadaan Tujhe Aaj Behlau Kaise Unki......
- Khyalo mein mere tufan sa utha hai
Khyalo Mein Mere Tufan Sa Utha Hai Ab Sabr Ka Baandh Tut Sa Gaya Hai......
- Jinhone kabhii nazaren utha ker naa dekha
Jinhone Kabhii Nazaren Utha Ker Naa Dekha Aaj Kaandhe Per Uthaye Jate Hain Jinhone Do......
- Sirf ek kadam utha tha galat rah a shouk
Sirf Ek Kadam Utha Tha Galat Rah-A-Shouk Mein Manzilen Tamaam Umra Mujhe Dhundti Rahin...
- Utha k zare ko aftab banane waleapne
Utha K Zare Ko Aftab Banane Wale, Apne Bandon Per Rehmat Lutane Wale, Kiyun Na......
- Utha k haath mein parcham nabi ki
utha k haath mein parcham nabi ki azmat ka mein marhaba ki sadaaein lagaye jaonga......
- Kuchh is tarah khushi ko mujassam utha
Kuchh is tarah khushi ko mujassam uTha liya Jo mil raha tha us se zara......
- Ankh se gira ansu koi utha nahi
Ankh se gira Ansu koi utha nahi sakta, Qismat me likha koi mita nahi sakta,...
- Dard utha he magar aah nahi karte
Dard utha he magar aah nahi karte ‘ Kon kheta he k hum wafa nahi......
- Sardar sali se meri dhoti utha k
Sardar sali Se: Meri dhoti utha k Nichy Dekho kitna Pyara underwear hy? Sali Dekh......
- Utha kr phool ki patti usne bari
Utha kr phool ki patti usne bari nazakt sy masal dali. ‘ GALIB ‘ Isharon......
- Utha kar tor dala aiena husne rukabat
Utha kar tor dala aiena husne rukabat se, Wo kal is par bigar bethe k......