Man: Sardarji Aapke pas MOBILE hai to phir apne LETTER kyon bheja..?
Santa: oye mene tujhe Phone kiya tha
per andar se awaaz aai
“Please Try Letter(Later)..:p)
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- Ek baar sardar gangubai ke ghar jaata
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- 1 sardar apne marriage certificate ko ghante
1 sardar apne marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha. Wife: tussi inni......
- A sardar was dancing in the mid
A sardar was dancing in the mid street. All the traffic was disturbed when finally......
- Sardar dr saab mujhe koi aisi dawa
Sardar: Dr. Saab, mujhe koi aisi dawa den k main aankho se bol sakun .......
- Sardar why r all these people running
Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get......
- What do you when a sardar throws
What do you do when a Sardar throws a hand grenade at you? Pull the......
- Air hostess sardar se sir aap kia
Air hostess sardar se: Sir aap kia lena pasand karainge? Sardar: Mere lea TAWEEZ wali......
- 1 sardar ne jaltee huwi building
1 sardar ne 1 Jaltee huwi Building se 6 logon ko nikala! Phir b usay......
- Sardar to wife gulabo yeh chaddi kis
Sardar to wife gulabo yeh CHADDI kis ki sokhney dali ha wife. mere behan ki......
- Angrez officer elaan kr raha tha aur
Angrez officer elaan kr raha tha aur sardar translate kar rha tha. O PEOPLE Oye......
- Sardar ek baraf ka tukra utha ker
Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha… Admi:- Kya......
- A sardarji went to a stdisdpco
A sardarji went to a STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and slapped the operator twice. 🙁 Guess why......
- Sardar building se gira doctor said he
Sardar Building Se Gira… Doctor Said: He is Dead. Sardar Suddenly Wake Up & Said:......
- 1 sardar yar jab main chota tha
1 Sardar: Yar jab main chota tha tab main 5 Mannzlia Building se gira tha.......
- Pathan aik uunchi pahari per char ker
Pathan aik uunchi pahari per char ker betha kitab parh raha tha : . .......
- Sardar ka padosi mar gaya wo
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya: . Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai......
- 1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha
1 sardar pepsi se mou dho raha tha 2nd sardar oye ye kya kerahe ho......
- Sardaryar aaj mujay ajeeb sms aaya or
SARDAR:YAR AAJ MUJAY AJEEB SMS AAYA OR MERA MOBILE OFF HO GAYA, 2nd Sardar:aisa konsa......
- Sardar ja raha tha k achanak kutta
Sardar ja raha tha k achanak Kutta par gia Sardar ne jaldi se dhoti utar......
- America se aik sardar ne apni maan
America se aik sardar ne apni maan ki dead body India bheji, jis ke sath......
- Sardar ek baraf ka tukra utha ker
Sardar Ek Baraf Ka Tukra Utha Ker Usey Ghour Se Dekh Raha Tha… Admi:- Kya......
- A sardar was rejected at a job
A sardar was rejected at a job interview coz when he was asked to give......
- Sardar ji ne new underwear kharida
Sardar ji ne new underwear kharida, Din bhr pury gaon ko pichy se dhoti utha......
- You are not responsible for what people
You are not responsible for what people think about you, but you are responsible for......
- Ek jagah par likha tha ke 10
ek jagah par likha tha ke 10 rupay main jitne be naam khao sardar ne......
- 1 admi khara apne kaam ko chabi
1 admi khara apne kaam ko chabi se zor se khuja raha tha, Sardar ne......
- 1st sardar yaar mujhy film me kaam
1st Sardar: Yaar mujhy film me kaam karne ka bara shoq hai. 2nd Sardar: Tumhain......
- 1 sardar musium gaya wahan uss se
1 Sardar musium gaya, wahan uss se 1 Statue toot gaya, OFFICER: you have broken......
- Accountant this painting is 500 years and
Accountant: This painting is 500 years and 20 days old. Sardar: Amazing! Where did you......
- Techrjo mre swal ka jwab dega wo
Techr:jo mre swal ka jwab dega wo ghr ja skta hy sardar ne apna bsta......
- Sardar ko invitation mila k party me
Sardar ko invitation mila k party me sirf LAAL taai pehan kr ana h Sardar......
- 1 din daku sardar k ghar mein
1 din 1 daku 1 sardar k ghar mein ghuss gaya or bula SONA kahan......
- A sardar went 2 hotel ordered chiken
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang......
- Ek sardar ne ek bachy se pucha
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy......
- Do sardar ja rahah hote hain k
Do sardar ja rahah hote hain, k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti......