Once Santa Singh Was Riding A Cycle And He Suddenly Hit A Girl! So Girl Shouted, ‘Sala Ghanti Nahi Maar Sakta Tha!!!’ And Sardarji Replied, ‘Poori Cycle To Maar Di Ab Ghanti Kya Alag Se Maroon?
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