Day a monkey kicked a sarder on his back and run away.Sarder run to catch him and find a zebra in the field.Sarder kicked the zebra on his back and said " Salla Trackshut pahenke dhoka de raha tha…"…
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- 1 sardar interview k liya gaya
1 Sardar Interview K Liya Gaya, Officer: ‘Tum Kitne Bhai Behen Ho? Sardar : 9......
- Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge
Sardaron k gaon may nadi pr bridge banaya gya builder ne kaha: boht acha ho......
- Sardar to his wif kitni bar kaha
Sardar to his wif, Kitni bar kaha he shalwar mai nala dho ke dala karo......
- Teacher batao k chooza anday se kese
Teacher: Batao k chooza anday se kese nikalta hai? Sardar: Miss, eh gal imoportant ni........
- Teacher ek aisa sentence batao jis mein
TEACHER: Ek Aisa Sentence Batao Jis Mein URDU, HINDI, PUNJABI AUR ENGLISH Ka Sahi Use......
- Gabbar sikh arey o saamba
Gabbar . Sikh: Arey O Saamba! Ye Kon LoG hain Jo Sms ka Jawab Nahi......
- Sheikh to sardar ye bakra kion zibah
sheikh to sardar: ye bakra kion zibah kar rahay ho? sardar: yar meri murghy gum......
- Once there was a meeting of all
Once there was a meeting of all the Sardar freedom fighters. They were planning for......
- Srdar ne chalnge kia k wo minar
Srdar ne Chalnge kia k wo Minar Pakstan ko sr pe utha k India ja......
- Sales man bha g machhron k liye
Sales man: bha G, machhron k liye Powder le lo. Sardar: Na bha G, machhraan......
- Once a sardar brought banaspati teen
Once a sardar brought a banaspati teen & say to shopkeeper where is my gift......
- Srdar to police muje fone pe
Srdar to police: Muje Fone pe Qatal ki dhamkian mil rhi hain. Police: kon hy......
- Sardarne ak khob sorat larki ko parpoz
Sardar:Ne Ak Khob Sorat Larki Ko Parpoz Kiya- ‘Aap Mujh S Shadi Karo Gi?’ Larki......
- Teacher taj mahal kisne banaya tha
Teacher TAJ MAHAL Kisne Banaya Tha? Sardar:- Ji, KARIGAR Ne. Teacher:- Mera Matlab Hai Banvaya......
- Sardarni sardar ji tusi ik haath naal
Sardarni, ‘Sardar Ji! Tusi Ik Haath Naal Gaddi Chala Lenday Oo..?’ Sardar (Shokhi Naal), ‘Haan......
- 1st sardar yar ya sun rat ko
1st Sardar yar ya sun rat ko kidr chala jata ha 2nd Sardar: pata nei......
- Sardar k gaon me nadi pr pull
Sardar k gaon me Nadi Pr Pull ban gya Engineer:Buhot acha ho gaya he sardar:......
- Doci am sorry operation k waqt rubber
Doc:I am sorry Operation k waqt rubber ka glove aapke pait me rah gaye, Dobara......
- Sardar ji aapko logo ne kyun mara
Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar ‘yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir......
- 2sardars go for a drive oye zara
2sardars go for a drive. OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not.......
- Sardarji went to party and introduced his
Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and......
- Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to
Sardar ki cycle chori ho gai to us ne elaan kiya: Meri cycle shaam tak......