Boss :
‘ Where were U Born ? ‘
Sardar :
‘ In Punjab ‘
Boss :
‘ Which Part in Punjab ? ‘
Sardar :
‘ Kya Which Part ?
Puri Body was Born in Punjab ! ‘
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