Teachr: Tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa: Shadi.
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Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
Santa:”DADDY “…
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Santa: Beer-Bar ch ro riha c. Bar owner: Kyon ro rahe ho? SANTA: Oye ki......
- Santa helmet pehen k bahar nikla to
Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs.. Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni......
- Santa amp banta sending sms 2 their
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko......
- Santa to pappu wherequots sukhna lake
Santa to Pappu: Where"s Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla......
- Jeeto u tell a man something it
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of......
- Santa i have swallowed a key
Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were......
- Santa and banta r discussing santa
Santa and Banta r discussing- Santa- "if i drink coffee, i can’t sleep.!!" Banta- "with......
- In a train ticket checker to saint
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don?t have. TT:......
- What is the chemical formula 4 water
What is the chemical formula 4 water? SANTA: HIJKLMNO. Teacher: wht r u talking abt?......
- Santa sir hun meri salary wada deyo
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de......
- Jeeto i didnquott know you smoked when
Jeeto: I didn"t know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband......
- Santa was caught for speeding and went
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What"ll you take......
- Santa to banta i dont have an
Santa to Banta: I don’t have an internet connection at home. Can you please copy......
- While walking in the highlands santa fell
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole. Banta: R u ok?......
- Santa reading from book of facts quotdo
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a......
- Santa and banta went for a drive
Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are......
- Santa opened a petrol pump but not
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?......
- A lady calls santa for repairing dorr
A lady calls santa for repairing dorr bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.......
- Masterji kal school kyu nahi aaya
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya. Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi. Masterji: kahan......
- What is the height of foolishness
What is the height of foolishness? Ans. A girl having bath in a transparent glass......
- Frog tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin......
- Santa quotgod if you give me 100
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".......
- Lady teacher make 1 sentence in vich
Lady Teacher: Make 1 sentence in vich all tenses past, present & future r included.......
- Santa bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai. Jeeto: Thank u G Santa: Lipstick badi sohni......
- Santa was inserting dogquots tail into pipe
Santa was inserting dog"s tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi......
- Sardar to another sardar u knw my
Sardar To Another Sardar: U Knw My Grand Mother Started Walking 5 Miles A Day......