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Nahi BheJta mEIn Ghazal Unk0 Jin k0 Samajh-E-Ghazal Nahi… Kahin Meri Waja Se K0i Naa’Daan......
- Aj k bad ap mujhey 1 msg
Aj k bad ap mujhey 1 msg nhi karengey or agr ap ne, . .......
- Rehne do ab ki tum bhi mujhey
Rehne Do Ab Ki Tum Bhi Mujhey Parh Na Sakogay Barsaat Mein Kaaghaz Ki Tarah......
- Saath hai tu toh mujhey koi dar
Saath Hai Tu Toh Mujhey Koi Dar Nahi Reheta, Saath Hai Tu Toh Mera Koi......
- Mujhey yeh dar hai woh nibahh ka
Mujhey yeh dar hai Woh Nibahh Ka Kisie Marhaley Per Ye Aa Ka Keh de......
- Rehne do ab ki tum bhi mujhey
Rehne Do Ab Ki Tum Bhi Mujhey Parh Na Sako ge Barsaat Mein Kaaghaz Ki......
- Mujhey rub pe to yaqeen hai k
Mujhey ‘RUB’ pe to yaqeen hai k woh meri DUA zaror qabool karega, Lekin! Mujhey......
- Kaash k tum dil say chahtee mujhey.
Kaash tum nay mujhey rulaya hotta, Kaash gussay main he apna bulaya hotta, Kaash mujhey......
- Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi......
- Tum mujhey chaho gey ik din deikhna
Tum mujhey chaho gey, ik din deikhna..! Haan! Chaley Aao gey ik din deikhna..! Is......
- Aaj lagtaa hai mujhey un ki khabar
Aaj, Lagtaa Hai Mujhey, Un Ki Khabar Aayegee! Surmayee Raat, Sitaaroun Sey Lahar Jaayegee!! Go......
- Kis liye tum mujhey bulaatey ho bey
Kis Liye Tum Mujhey Bulaatey Ho? Bey Wajah Roz Paas Aatey Ho? Meyree Muskil Sey......
- Kash ke tum mujhey azad ker do
Kash Ke Tum Mujhey Azad Ker Do Ke Dil Ko Ab Teri Adat Nahi Ke......
- Zindagi kyu mujhey us raah par le
Zindagi Kyu Mujhey Us Raah Par Le Jaa Rahi Hai Jis Raah Par Beeti Raat......
- Mujhey takht wa taj ki aarzoo na
Mujhey Takht Wa Taj Ki Aarzoo Na Duwa Key Umar Daraaz Dey Merey Sir Ko......
- Tum mujhey sneyh do maatra bas aur
Tum, Mujhey Sneyh Do Maatra Sneyh Bas Aur Mujhey Kuchh Mat Do Meyrey Meet Yah......
- Us ki gali mey phir mujhey ek
Us ki gali mey phir mujhey ek baar ley chalo Shaed ye meyra wehum ho......
- Us nay mujhey bura kaha to
Us nay mujhey bura kaha to kiya huwa Faraz Issi bahanay un k honton pay......
- Kaha uss ney mujhey tab waqhai tum
KAHA USS NEY MUJHEY TAB WAQHAI TUM SEY MOHABBAT THI** **KAHA MEY NEY MUJHEY TOU......
- Tumhara kehna hai tum mujhey be
Tumhara Kehna Hai Tum Mujhey Be Panha Shiddat Se Chahtay Ho Tumhari Chahat Visaal Ki......
- Zindagi sey yeh he gila hai mujhey
Zindagi sey yeh he gila hai mujhey,, tu bouhat dair sey mila hai mujhey,, tu......
- Yun na har koi karta mujhey pehchananey
Yun na har koi karta mujhey pehchananey sey Inkaar Tujhey poojney ki bajaey kartey jo......
- Bikhrti ham ki parchaiyaan mujhey day do
‘Bikhrti’ $ham ki parchaiyaan mujhey day do Tum apni $haam ki tanhaiyaan mujhey day do......
- Mujhey in pathron ka dar na hota
Mujhey in pathron ka dar na hota Agar sheeshe ka mera ghar na hota Yaqeenan......
- Na kar muhabat me mujhey aazmaney
Na,, Kar ‘Muhabat’ Me *Mujhey,, ‘Aazmaney,, Ki ‘Zid…….! ,*’DOST’*, ‘Paani,, Me Kabhi ‘Pathar’ ”Taira Nahi......
- Us ne mujhey chaha to bas faqat
Us Ne Mujhey Chaha To Bas Faqat Is Tarhan Shaheen Jaisey Kisi Musafir Ko Darakht......
- Tum mujhey kabhi dil aankhon sey pukaro
Tum mujhey kabhi dil kabhi aankhon sey pukaro Shaan Yeh honton ka takalluf to zamaney......
- Mujhey apney roop kee dhoop doo keh
Mujhey Apney Roop Kee Dhoop Doo Keh Chamak Sakeen Merey Khad-O-Khal Mujhey Apney Rang Mein......
- Yaad karogey na mujhey tum aaogey yeh
Yaad Karogey Na Mujhey? Tum Yaad Aaogey Yeh Jahaan Yaad Aayegaa Yeh Adna Shaks Tumko......
- Yarr ho toh aisa woh mujhey pyar
Yarr Ho Toh Ho Aisa Woh Mujhey Pyar Etna Karein Ki Zunet Main Be Na......
- Lagta hai yeh wohi jiska tha mujhey
Lagta Hai Yeh Wohi Hai Jiska Tha Mujhey Intezaar Meri Mehbooba Jis Par Tha Mujhey......
- Dukh tera mujhey lag jaaye aur tu
Dukh Tera Mujhey Lag Jaaye Aur Tu Rahe Khush Sada, Nikalti Hai Aaj Mere Dil......
- Abb main sharab ko nai sharaab mujhey
Abb Main Sharab Ko Nai Sharaab Mujhey Pete Hai Chehey Jetna Marje Bula Lu Magar......
- Pyar tera har pal jo mujhey badra
Pyar Tera Har Pal Jo Mujhey Badra Rulaye Gaa Sanam Dard Bhadrta Jaye Aur Zakham......
- Badatly mausam ka mujhey kya kam merey
Badatly Mausam Ka Mujhey Kya Kam, Merey Tho Sarey Mausam Tujh Say Hain. Kab Subha......
- In nigaahoun sey yoon na deikh mujhey
In Nigaahoun Sey, Yoon Na Deikh Mujhey: Jaantaa Hoon, Ki, Kitnee Shokh Hai Too...
- Socha na tha kinara mujhey mil jaye
Socha Na Tha Kinara Mujhey Mil Jaye Gaa Jab Zindaagi Kii Kashti, Meri Dubney Lagi......
- Shukriya to adaa karnaa hee hai mujhey
Shukriya To Adaa Karnaa Hee Hai Mujhey; Leikin, Aap Hon Roo-B-Roo Meyrey, To, Kuchh Aur......
- Kisee aur ko sikhaa o zaahid mujhey
Kisee Aur Ko Sikhaa, O, Zaahid! Mujhey Zaraa Bhi Waham Naheen Hai! Jo, Meyrey Aagosh......
- Un ne mujhey pyar ke qaabil samjhaa
Un Ne Mujhey Pyar Ke Qaabil Samjhaa! Jis Ko Weeraanaa Samjhtaa Tha, Usey Dil Samjhaa...
- Mujhey aaram karney do abb mat sataao
Mujhey Aaram Karney Do, Mujhey Abb Mat Sataao Tum Thakan Sadiyon Ki Hai Mujh Ko,......
- Zindagi ne toh har shaam azmaaya mujhey
Zindagi Ne Toh Har Shaam Azmaaya Mujhey Taweel Raaton Main Bahut Tu Yaad Aya Mujhey......
- Na yaad aaiy ab mujhey teri ki
Na Yaad Aaiy Ab Mujhey Teri Ki Ab Teri Her Yaad Se Dar Lagta Hai......
- Pyaar ki kya hai intehaa mujhey khabar
Pyaar Ki Kya Hai Intehaa Mujhey Kya Khabar Mujhey Kya Pata Dhadak Rahi Merey Dil......
- Jo na karni chahiye thi mujhey ghalti
Jo Na Karni Chahiye Thi Mujhey Ghalti, Wohi Ghalti Mera Dil-E-Nadan Kar Gaya, Lakin Ye......
- Meri zindagi hai wo mujhey lagta hai
Meri Zindagi Hai Wo…!!! Mujhey lagta hai aisa kabhi kabhi Jaisy woh ajnabi larki Mujh......
- Mujhey na dijiye khairaat dijeeye
Mujhey na dijiye khairaat Mujhey na dijeeye khairaat ab ujalon ki Ab apney ap ko......
- Wo aaj b mujhey sotey mein dasney
Wo aaj b mujhey sotey mein dasney aaye ga Wo aaj b mujhey sotey mein......
- Aik khalish ab bhi mujhey baichein karti
AiK KhaliSh ab Bhi MuJhey Baichein KaRTi Hai ‘Faraz’!Sun K Meri MaRne Ki KhabaR Wo......
- Faqeer to sardaraap k parrosi ne mujhey
Faqeer to Sardar:Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai,aap bhi kuch......
- Sardar 2 doctr mujhey 1 problem hay
Sardar 2 doctr: Mujhey 1 problem hay DR:Kia? Sardar:Bat karty waqt admi dikhai nahin deta......
- Dunya sey mujhey pyar tha sub bhul
Dunya sey mujhey pyar tha, sub bhul chuka hun,, ik shakhs mera yaar tha, sub......
- kaash woh aa jaye mujhey jaan
‘ Kaash woh aa jaye mujhey jaan se guzaratey dekhay, ‘ Us ki khuahish thi......
- Aap ki ek baat mujhey bohat pasand
Aap ki Ek Baat Mujhey Bohat Pasand Hai Wo Ye k Aap jab B Mera......
- Mujhey fursat hii hai saweray jaldii
Mujhey Fursat Hii Fursat Hai Saweray Jaldii Utna Hai Na Shab Ko Dair Sey Sona......
- Husband piyar se darling tum mujhey 1
Husband piyar se: ‘Darling! Tum mujhey 1 jaga se bohat achi lagti ho’! Wife Sharmatey......
- Tum jo hotey to mujhey kitna sahara
‘Tum’ Jo Hotey To Mujhey ”Kitna Sahara Hota”, Main Ne ”Auron” Ko Na Dukh Men......
- Mujhey pata hai k main tanha ho
‘Mujhey Pata hai k main Tanha ho jaoun ga ik din’ Is Poori kainat se......
- Mujhey apni mehbooba se milny ka bra
Mujhey apni mehbooba se milny ka bra shoq tha Ik din likh dia khat us......
- Mujhey mohabat hay apney haath ki sub
Mujhey Mohabat Hay Apney Haath Ki Sub Ungaliyoon Say Naa jaaney Kiss Ko Pakar K......
- Woh merray hain mujhey mil jaayein gey
Woh merray haiN, mujhey mil jaayeiN gey, aa jaayeiN gey Aisey baykar Kheyaalaat ney dil......
- Faqat itna kaha tha na mujhey tum
FaQat Itna Kaha Tha Na! Mujhey Tum Se Moha§§at Hai Hamari Jaan Lo Gay Kiya?......
- Waqt kehta hai mujhey gawa mat
Waqt kehta hai mujhey Gawa mat, Dil kehta hai muje Laga mat, Pyar kehta hai......
- Tum mujhey moka to do aitbaar bananey
‘TUm’ Mujhey Moka to do Aitbaar Bananey ka Thak Jao gaey Meri Wafa k Sath......
- Is barish main mujhey tera pyar bhi
Is barish main mujhey tera pyar bhi kachi matti ki maanind laga k jesay chand......
- Ajj barish mujhey afsurda kar gayi iski
Ajj Barish Mujhey Afsurda Kar Gayi Iski Hawa Saari Kushi Uraha Ley Gayi Kuin! Pata......
- Yeh mojza bhi mohabbat kabhi dikhaye mujhey
Yeh Mojza Bhi Mohabbat Kabhi Dikhaye Mujhey Keh Sang Tujh Peh Girey Or Zakham Aye......
- Kur mujhey tu etna pyar badley main
Kur Mujhey Tu Etna Pyar Badley Main Chahey Ley Leh Tu Meri Jaan Magar Mera......
- Ae meri zindagi mujhey akela na chor
Ae Meri Zindagi Mujhey Akela Na Chor Jana Merey Zindagi Hai Tujhsey Kahe Tuhe Na......
- Phir aaj mujhey tumko bus itna batana
Phir Aaj Mujhey Tumko Bus Itna Batana Hai Hasna Hi Jeevan Hai Hastey Hi Jana......
- Kash woh aaye mujhey jaan sey guzarta
Kash Woh Aaye Mujhey Jaan Sey Guzarta Dekhay Us Ki Khawahish Thi Kabhi Mujh Ko......
- Us yaar ne mujhey bhula diya jiske
Us Yaar Ne Mujhey Bhula Diya, Jiske Liye Chaain Gawaya Tha, Mujhe Do Pal Ke......
- Zarurat hai tumhaari a dosto mujhey phir
Zarurat Hai Tumhaari A Dosto Mujhey Phir Sey Besaharaa Karo Gunga Hai Khandar Ab Bhi......
- Shukriyaa khud mujhey seeney sey lagaayaa tum
Shukriyaa! Khud Mujhey Seeney Sey Lagaayaa Tum Ney! Eik Din Hee Sahee: Ham-Khwaab Banaayaa Tum......
- Majboorion kii khabar hain mujhey baat par
Majboorion Kii Khabar Hain Mujhey Baat Baat Par Kasmein Naa Khaaya Karo Roz Geiron Kii......
- Woh ahad key pakkey hain mujhey koyee
Woh Ahad Key Pakkey Hain: Mujhey Koyee Shak Naheen! Aaye They; Zarooree Thaa, Ki, Wa’adah......
- Mein kabhi tanha hua hun mujhey malum
Mein Kabhi Tanha Hua Hun? Mujhey Malum Nahi Mein Jiyaa Hun, Yaa Mua Hun? Mujhey......
- Meyraa apnaa hai mujhey naaz gulistaan pur
Meyraa Apnaa Hai Mujhey Naaz Hai Gulistaan Pur Khaar Hee Khar Hai Jo Khushk Babooloun......
- Mujhey na maalum main kitne jaam pee
Mujhey Na Maalum Main Kitne Jaam Pee Gaya Bus Usko Yaad Karta Karta Peegaya Raatein......
- Dukhoun ki shidatien zakhmoun gehrai mujhey dey
Dukhoun Ki Shidatien Zakhmoun Ki Gehrai Mujhey Dey Do Maseeha Tum Sahii Izn E Maseehaii......
- Pehle bhi mila tha yaar mujhey hooa
Pehle Bhi Mila Tha Yaar Mujhey Pehle Bhi Hooa Tha Pyaar Mujhey Khamosh Mohabbat Pehle......
- Kahaan ley chaley ho mujhey meyrey kheywanhaar
Kahaan Ley Chaley Ho Mujhey? Meyrey Kheywanhaar! Sammukh Jal Hai, Kshitij Hai; Par, Kyaa Hai......
- Mera hosh kho gaya hai chain mujhey
Mera Hosh Kho Gaya Hai Mera Chain Kho Gaya Hai Mujhey Neend Kyon Nahin Aati......
- Tu mileygaa naheen kabhee yeh mujhey maalum
Tu Mileygaa Naheen Kabhee Yeh Mujhey Maalum Hai Justjoo, Fir Bhi, Kabhi Khatm Na Hogee......
- Pataa naheen hai mujhey meyraa woh kahaan
Pataa Naheen Hai Mujhey Meyraa Woh Kahaan Hogaa Zaroor Nou-Bahaar Hogee Woh Jahaan Hogaa Mein......
- Tera saath hai to mujhey kiya kumi
Tera Saath Hai To Mujhey Kiya Kumi Hai Andhairon Se Bhi Mil Rahi Roshni Hai...
- Main jo rooth jaoon mujhey bhi manaya
Main Jo Rooth Jaoon Mujhey Bhi Manaya Karo Mere Dilbar Hum Nasheen Aise Mujhey Na......
- Kisee ney aaj nihara mujhey nazar bhar
Kisee Ney Aaj Nihara Mujhey Nazar Bhar Key Khwaab Taameer Huye Hain Sabhi Umar Bhar......
- Aaj udhas hoon to zamana mujhey phochne
Aaj Udhas Hoon To Zamana Mujhey Phochne Aya Magar Jis Pe Tha Sadiyon Ka Bharam......
- Hadso sey ghayal huna nahi ata mujhey
Hadso Sey Ghayal Huna Nahi Ata, Mujhey Andhyeo Sey Bikherna Nahi Ata Mujhey, Tum Hu......
- Mujhey wishwaas do janaan apni mohabbat ka
Mujhey Wishwaas Do Janaan Apni Mohabbat Ka Kuch Ehsaas Do Janaan Ke Is Ehsaas Ke......
- Tum mujhey yoon bhulaa na paaogey haan
Tum Mujhey Yoon Bhulaa Na Paaogey Haan Tum Mujhey Yoon Bhulaa Na Paaogey Jab Niklogey......
- Janey kyu mujhey is sardi mein nahlatey
Janey Kyu Mujhey Is Sardi Mein Nahlatey Hai Yeh Log Hukum Apna Kyun Mujh Pe......
- Phirta tha main gali woh larrki mujhey
Phirta Tha Main Gali Gali Woh Larrki Mujhey Nahin Mili Khoobsurti Ka Jo Namoona Ho......
- Khuda hafiz musalmano ka akbar mujhey tou
Khuda Hafiz Musalmano Ka Akbar Mujhey Tou Unki Khush Haali Say Hain Yaas Yeh Ashiq......
- Aaj tune mujhey fir rula diya baar
Aaj Tune Mujhey Fir Rula Diya Baar- Baar Meri Yaadon Mein Aakar Aaj Tune Fir......
- Na kabhi kisi se gila kiya mujhey
Na Kabhi Kisi Se Gila Kiya, Mujhey Ajab Iska Sila Mila, Muhabbatun Ki Kitab Ka,......
- Mujhey yaqeen tou nahin magar yahi
Mujhey Yaqeen tou nahin magar Yahi sach hai Mein terey waastey Umrein guzaar sakta hoon...
- Wifekal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi......
- Wifeplease bike taze na chalao mujhey dar
Wife:Please bike taze na chalao mujhey dar lag raha hay. Sardar: Agar tujhy bhi dar......
- 3 sardar after exam 1styaar mujhey kuch
3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya......
- Three friends after exam lucky yaar mujhey
Three friends after exam. Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor......
- Bari dair takk mujhey arzoo e
~~Bari Dair Takk~~ Mujhey arzoo e seher rahi yunhi raat bhar bari dair tak Na......
- Mujhey jeeney ki umeed dobara dedo
Mujhey Jeeney ki umeed dobara dedo, Meri doobti kashti ko kinara dedo, Me dard k......
- Kaisay kahoon k apna bana lou mujhey
Kaisay kahoon k apna bana lou mujhey bahoun mein apni sama lou mujhey Bin tumharey......
- Jano mujhey zong ka card do mere
jano mujhey zong ka card do mere aur mama k sath robbery hoye hai Markeeet......
- Sakoon na mila mujhey tujhey apney roo ba roo
Sakoon Na Mila Mujhey Tujhey Apney Roo-ba-Roo Kar Ke Main Aur Toot Gaya Tujh Say......
- Mujhey phool na dena unse nafrat hai
mujhey phool na dena mujhey unse nafrat hai dena hai to kaantey dedena mujhey unki......
- Har baar woh kiyon mujhey chhor jata
‘Har baar woh kiyon mujhey chhor jata hai ,,,FÄRÄZ,,, ‘Main mazboot to bohat hoon magar......
- Dukhoun kii shidatien zakhmoun gehraii mujhey dey
DUkhOun Kii Shidatien ZakhmOun Kii Gehraii mUjhey Dey Do MaSeeha tUm Sahii Izn e MaSeehaii......
- Tamaam umar mujhey tootna bikharna tha wo
Tamaam umar mujhey tootna Bikharna Tha wo Meharban Bhi Kahan Tak Samait-ta mujh ko...
- Kuch or sochnay ki zarorat nahi mujhey
Kuch or sochnay ki zarorat nahi mujhey, Terey siwa kisi say mohabbat nahi mujhey, Rehta......
- Yun na khench apni taraf mujhey bebas
Yun na khench apni taraf mujhey bebas kar k ‘ JUTT ‘ K hud sy......
- Wifekal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai? Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi......
- Riddle mujhey talash hai uski jo merey
‘RiDdLe’ Mujhey talash hai uski jo merey jaisa ho Merey khulus ko pehchanta ho bus......
- Saari duniya ke rooth janey sey mujhey
Saari Duniya Ke Rooth janey Sey Mujhey Gharz Nahe, Bas Aik Tera Khaamosh Rehna Mujhey......
- Aaj bari dair tak mera mehboob mujhey
Aaj bari dair tak mera mehboob mujhey dekhta raha ,,,,, Najane kyun laga ke wo......
- Wo raastey sy murr gaya mujhey udaas
Wo Raastey Sy Murr Gaya Mujhey Udaas Daikh Kar Nadi Ne Rukh Badal Liya Meri......
- Uske binaa mujhey rahaa nahi jaaye hum
Uske Binaa Mujhey Rahaa Nahi Jaaye, Hum Paas Jaaye Toh Woh Sharmaaye, Humney Dil Mein......
- Ikraar ki khaas zaroorat nahin mujhey inkaar
Ikraar Ki Khaas Zaroorat Nahin Mujhey Inkaar Sey Bhi Koi Aziyat Nahin Mujhey Alfaaz Chahey......
- Aadi bana kar lazzat e aazaar ne mujhey gham
Aadi Bana Kar Lazzat-E-Aazaar Ne Mujhey Gham Ki Khalish Ko Dil Ki Tamanna Bana Diya...
- Raat bahut thi lumbi kali magar mujhey
Raat Bahut Thi Lumbi Kali Magar Mujhey Tha Poora Vishwas Suraj Ki Pahli Kirano Sey......
- Main karoon teri tamana mujhey yeh ikhtiar
Main Karoon Teri Tamana Mujhey Yeh Ikhtiar De Do Jo Kabhi Na Toot Paiy Mujhey......
- Khuda kiya karo mujhey kuch tu bata
Khuda Kiya Karo? Mujhey Kuch Tu Bata Aana Khudda Mere Dukh Main Aaakar Hissa Bata......
- Chupaya hai tuney apna gunah mujhey qatl
Chupaya Hai Tuney Apna Gunah Mujhey Qatl Kar Ke Aise Hi Mujhey Apne Daman Mein......
- Tere yaad mujhey bhut se baatein delaty
Tere Yaad Mujhey Bhut Se Baatein Yaad Delaty Hai May Guzre Hwe Baatein Karna Chahti......
- Bagair yaar key jannat mujhey qubool naheen
Bagair Yaar Key, Jannat Mujhey Qubool Naheen! Rind Jaatey Hain Jahaan: Mein To Waheen Jaaoongaa!......
- Main itna yaad aaun ga mujhey jitna
Main Itna Yaad Aaun Ga Mujhey Jitna Bhulao Gay Kabhii Khamosh Betho Gay Kabhii Kuchh......
- Aey zindaagi mujhey bata mujhse kafa kyun
Aey Zindaagi Mujhey Bata Mujhse Kafa Kyun Hain? Zindaagi Mujhse Kafa Hain Ya Mein Apni......
- Usey saath rahney ki chaah thee mujhey
Usey Saath Rahney Ki Chaah Thee Mujhey Saath Rahney Ki Chaah Thee. Kabhi Paas They,......
- Amrit bol ussney mujhey zehar pilaaya dosti
Amrit Bol Ussney Mujhey Zehar Pilaaya Dosti Ki Kasam Dey Ussney Mujhey Thukraaya Wafaaon Ki......
- Kuchh tumhain mujhey rahey miltaa aur aapsee
Kuchh Tumhain, Kuchh Mujhey, Rahey Miltaa: Aur, Kuchh Aapsee Rahey Hotaa Kuchh, Diloun Mein, Zaroor......
- Jo tujhey pukaar bulaa rahaa mujhey kyaa
Jo Tujhey Pukaar Bulaa Rahaa Mujhey Kyaa Patah Ki Wo Koun Hai? Jo Tujhey Dulaar......
- Andekha anjaana bachpan yaad mujhey jab aata
Andekha Anjaana Bachpan Yaad Mujhey Jab Aata Hay Kuch Pal Mujhey Hansata Hay Per Har......
- Suljha huwa sa fard samajhty hain mujhey
Suljha huwa sa fard samajhty hain mujhey log, Uljha huwa sa mujh mein koi doosra......
- Mera seedha saadha mizaj tha mujhey ishq
Mera SeeDha Saadha Mizaj Tha Mujhey Ishq HonaY Ki Kiya Khabar ..Tere Aik Tabassum-E-Naaaz Ne......
- Mujhey yaqeen tou nahin magar yahi sach
Mujhey Yaqeen tou nahin magar Yahi sach hai Mein terey waastey Umrein guzaar sakta hoon......
- Main udaas rasta houn shaam ka mujhey
Main udaas rasta houn shaam ka mujhey ahaton ki talash hey Ye sitaray hain sab......
- Tera andaz e takhatub mujhey jana kehna
tera andaz e takhatub mujhey jana kehna yad aeyga tmhein bad merey merney k mera......
- Ab aye meray ehsaas e junoon kia mujhey daina darya
Ab aye meray ehsaas-e-junoon–kia mujhey daina? –Darya usay bakhsha hai toh sehra mujhey daina– Tum......
- Mujhey darya nahi likhnamujhey sehra likhna tasalsul
Mujhey Darya Nahi Likhna,Mujhey Sehra Nahi Likhna Tasalsul Se Safar Main Hun, Mujhey Thehra Nahi......
- Tera pehli nazar mein mujhey apna banana
Tera Pehli Nazar Mein Mujhey Apna Banana Bahut Hua Teri Har Baat Pe Iss Dil......
- Main mujrim houn mujhey iqraar hey jurm e mohabbat
MaiN mujrim houn mujhey iqraar hey jurm-e-mohabbat ka magar pehley khata per gaur karlo phir......
- Yeh meri aqeedat e besabar ibaadat e besamar mujhey mere
Yeh Meri Aqeedat-e-Besabar, Yeh Meri Ibaadat-e-Besamar, Mujhey Mere Dawa-e-Ishq Ne, Na Sanam Diya Na Khuda......
- Kabhi kabhi mujhey lagtaa hai arey tum yeh
Kabhi-Kabhi Mujhey Lagtaa Hai, Arey, Tum Yeh Ho! Kabhi-Kabhi Mujhey Lagtaa Hai, Arey, Tum Woh......
- Santa Suffering From Constipation,
Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat: Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein......
- Taxi driver to Santa
Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati.......
- Teacher what should be in a book
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl......
- Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in
Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in Chandigarh. Servant picked phone. Santa-memsab se baat karvao!......
- Banta singh was painting his living room
Banta Singh was painting his living room one hot day. "Why", his friend Santa Singh......
- Snt bnt talkng snt oy to
S@nT@ B@Nt@ TAlKNg: S@Nt@: oY to kaM Ni kaRta tUje pOLice pakEr kR Le jAe......
- Man i got a brand new
Man: I Got A Brand New Ford IKON 4 My Wife! Santa: Wow! Dats Unbelievable......
- Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps the
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u"ll die. Santa:......
- Santa jail ko hindi me hawalat kyun
Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai? Banta: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane Ko......
- After returning back from a foreign trip
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife, Do I look like......
- Santa among my 4 sons 3
Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers Frnd:4th? Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam......
- Teacher to santa where were you born
Teacher to santa: where were you born? Santa: Thiruvananthapuram Teacher: can u spell it? Santa......
- Santaquots wife dies he is calm but
Santa"s wife dies. He is calm, but his wife"s lover is crying furiously… Finally, santa......
- Santa ive been sending e mails to william
Santa: I’ve Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespare… Banta: William Shakespare Is Dead, Stupid… Santa:......
- Santas army test pappu 35 santa
Santa’s Army Test Pappu- 3+5? Santa- 8 Pappu- 7+3? Santa- 10 Pappu- 8+8? Santa- Pata......
- Santa joined nasa after one month the
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA......
- Ek baar santa gangubai ke ghar jaata
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun......
- Santa found answer to the most difficult
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever-What comes first – the chicken or......
- Santa mujhe shadi me bmw mili he
Santa: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He. Banta: Pr Tumhare Pass To Koi Car Nahi......
- Santa banta se tum ne mujhe subha
SAntA BAntA Se TuM Ne MuJhE SuBhA Se 2oo MiSs CA|Lz Di Ha KyOn ?......
- Sardar ki beti hoi biwi suno ji
Sardar ki Beti hoi. Biwi: suno ji jb ye bari hogi tou Larke ise tung......
- Titanic was sinking an englishman asked
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman......
- Santa aaj mera beta first class me
Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya.. Master: Very Gud.. Kisme Aaya?? Santa: ?RAJDHANI......
- A question from santa to bill
A Question From Santa To Bill Gates: ?Sir, How Is It That Your Name Is......
- Once professor santa asked a plumber to
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because......
- Santa i kiss my wife everyday before
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me......
- Santa phoned his wife i am not
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of......
- Jeeto yelled at santa uquotre gonna b
Jeeto yelled at santa: U"re gonna b really sorry! I"m going to LEAVE you! Santa:......
- Wats d diff bw bus amp cycle
Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle? Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi......
- Santa tum meri shadi me aaoge na
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na? Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi ,Jo Musibat Ke......
- Gulab singh and mangal rented a boat
Gulab Singh and Mangal Singh rented a boat and fished in a lake every day.......
- Santa invested 2 lakhs in a
Santa Invested 2 Lakhs In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses. Do U Know What......
- An englishman and santa inside the toilet
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa:......
- Lady to inspector santa my husband went
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatos 5 days ago, he hasn"t......
- Santa shouting 2 his gf quot
Santa Shouting 2 His GF " U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And U......
- Santaye tum ne pattian kyun bandhi hui
Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin? Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se......
- Santa looking at himself in the mirror
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere". After half......
- Santa driving on d wrong side
Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, & He Became Upset &......
- Banta why is the police nicknamed
Banta : Why Is The Police Nicknamed "The Heart Of The Country"? Santa : It......
- Aftr returning frm a foreign trip santa
Aftr returning frm a foreign trip Santa asks his wife "Do I luk like a......
- Banta truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag......
- Teacher i want you to tell me
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu:......
- How do you recognize santaquots son pappu
How do you recognize Santa"s son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who......
- Santa amp banta were arrested after raping
Santa & Banta Were Arrested After Raping A Girl Both Were Called For Identification Parade.......
- Santa amp banta sending sms 2 their
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko......
- Santa quotkitna padhey likhequalified hoquot banta
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"…...
- Jeeto u tell a man something it
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of......
- Santa was recruiting lawyers for a firm
Santa was recruiting Lawyers for a firm. He was taking interviews. Santa : Do u......
- In a train ticket checker to saint
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don?t have. TT:......
- Santa sir hun meri salary wada deyo
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de......
- Santa v need a bridge in our
Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village. Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur......
- Banta yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir......
- Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?......
- Santa yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de......
- There was a sardaji who having party
There was a Sardaji who was having a party at the terrace of his building.......