Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu
keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ?
Santa: Ki karda master g,
jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!…
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A Question From Santa To Bill Gates: ?Sir, How Is It That Your Name Is......
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What"s Ford? Santa: Gaadi. What"s Oxford? Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi…....
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Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village. Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur......
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Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a......
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Santa and Banta went for a drive. Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are......
- Frog tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai
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- Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?......
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