After An Accident, Driver Angrily:
I Showed U D Headlights & Told U 2 Let Me Go 1st.
Santa: I Also Started D Wipers & Said No, No, No…..
Related SMS:
- After an accident driver angrily shouted
After An Accident, Driver Angrily shouted: I Showed You The Headlights & Told You To......
- Sardar driver ko road accident kerne par
Sardar driver ko Road Accident kerne par Pakar liya Gaya. Judge: Accident kaisay huwa. Sardar:......
- Pathan driver road accident kerne par pakra
Pathan Driver, Road accident kerne par pakra gaya… Judge: Accident kaisay hoa!! Pathan: Khuda ki......
- Taxi driver to Santa
Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati.......
- Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri ma
Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri maa lagti......
- A hot secretary came angrily out of
A hot Secretary Came Angrily Out Of Boss CabinColleague Asked:what happened?She Replied:He asked r u......
- Then came him once showed up bid
Then Came Him Once, Showed Up, Then Bid Farewell Then Came Him, A Playful Move......
- One day someone showed me a glass
One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he......
- He showed that fame may be won
He showed that fame may be won and what services be rendered by a plain......
- A recent survey showed why men like
A Recent Survey Showed Why Men Like Blow Jobs…. 10% Like The Feeling…. 12% Like......
- We showed the world that faith is
We Showed The World That Faith Is Higher Than What It Actually Appears To Be......
- Newton and einstein showed us but did
Newton And Einstein Showed Us, But Did They See Them From The Outside Whilst Inside......
- March she still showed a youthful look
March She Still Showed A Youthful Look As She Turned The Tight Strings Of The......
- You found the truth again i showed
You Found The Truth Again I Showed The Way The Path Of Wisdom Is The......
- You showed me the ropes gave a
You Showed Me The Ropes, You Gave Me A Hand Up To Reach Them, But......
- You showed me the seathough your depiction
You Showed Me The SeaThough Your Depiction Her Turbulent SurfaceChides My Emotions Her Serene BellyRecalls......
- In a practical exam examiner showed
In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird?s name Sardar:I......
- In a practical exam examiner showed legs
In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name Sardar:I......
- In a practical exam examiner showed legs
In a practical Exam Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name Sardar:I......
- Holy prophet hazrat mohammad sahib showed us
Holy Prophet, Hazrat Mohammad Sahib showed us The path of Righteousness, Compassion, Charity, Brotherhood &......
- I met with an accident on the
I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely. ~Joe......
- 10 of road accident r due to
10% Of Road Accident r Due To Drunken Driving Which Makes It A Logical Statement......
- A memon had an accident in
A Memon Had An Accident In His New BMW When Cops Arrived, Memon Cried …”Officer......
- A man meets an accident with his
A man meets an accident with his new Ferrari. . Policemen arrives. . Man:- (cried)......
- Yesterday my mobile had an accident
Yesterday my mobile had an accident with Motorolla admitted in LG hospital, Sony avenue SAMSUNG......
- Born wid personality is an accident but
Born wid personality is an accident but dying as a personality is an achievement, Ur......
- Ek pehlwan ka accident hua hospital me
Ek pEhLwan kA Accident hUa, HospitaL Me SIR Se pAon tAk Pattioon Me pAra tHa,......
- Aik car ka accident ho gaya malik
AiK CaR Ka AcCiDeNt Ho GaYa MaLiK Ne IsE SaLe K LyE RaKh DiYa AiK......
- Plz call me its urgent ek accident
Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . .......
- Yesterday my mobile had an accident with
Yesterday my mobile had an accident with Motorolla admitted in LG hospital, Sony avenue SAMSUNG......
- Plz call me its urgent ek accident
Plz call me, its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . . . .......
- After car accident american its fine
After Car Accident American: Its Fine Man… British: Im So Sorry… Chines: Are U Oky?......
- Pathan ka accident hua to doctor ne
Pathan ka accident hua to doctor ne pucha k khan sahb ap ka accident kaise......
- I dont believe an accident of birth
I don’t believe an accident of birth makes people sisters or brothers. It makes them......
- Family is just accident they dont mean
Family is just accident…. They don’t mean to get on your nerves. They don’t even......
- Despise no new accident in your body
Despise no new accident in your body, but ask opinion of it…. There is a......
- Name the greatest of all inventors accident
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. ~Mark Twain...
- Accident do happen i slipi trip i
Accident do happen… I slip,i trip i stumble,i fall n usually i dun care at......
- Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident
Sardar was arrested 4 a road accident Judge : how did accident occur Sardar :I......
- 2 pathans died in an accident frishta
2 Pathans Died in an Accident. Frishta Aya Dono Se Pocha Kon Ho? Bolay Muslims.......
- Memon k bete ka accident hovadrap ki
Memon k bete ka accident hova.Dr:ap k bete ki dono tangen ktni parey gimemon:sir pakr......
- Plz call meits urgent ek accident ho
Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai. . . Aap ka hi blood......
- Sardar ka accident hua hosh anay pe
Sardar ka Accident Hua, Hosh Anay Pe Police Ne Pucha:Jis Car Nay Aap ko Mara......
- Mere mobile ka accident hogaya hai
Mere MOBILE ka accident hogaya hai Wo ‘SAMSUNG’ Hospital k ‘MOTOROLA’ Ward me hai ‘DR.NOKIA’......
- Agr mere birthday k din mera accident
Agr mere birthday k din mera accident ho jaye aur doctor bolain yeh kuch ghanton......
- How does the driver of a gritting
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?......
- Wo konsa driver ha jis ka license
Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota? Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!......
- Love is a driver bitter
Love Is A Driver … Bitter And Fierce, If You Fight And Resist Him Easy-going......
- Love letter by a driver im
Love letter by a Driver: I’m on the ROAD of LOVE. Driving my FEELINGS to......
- Driver ne car chalate achanak rok li
Driver ne car chalate chalate achanak rok li to sardar jo peeche behte hove the......
- Sardar became the driver of trainthe very
Sardar became the driver of train,the very 1st train driven by him was 8 hours......
- Pathan train ka driver ban gya
Pathan Train Ka Driver Ban Gya Pehli He Bar Train 8 Ghanty Late Ho Gayi......
- 1 bus driver ki seat k peechay
1 Bus Driver Ki Seat K Peechay Likha Tha… Agar RAB Ne Chaha To Manzil......
- Love is a driver bitter
Love Is A Driver … Bitter And Fierce If You Fight And Resist Him, Easy-going,......
- Driver sardar ji petrol muk geya aey
Driver: Sardar ji petrol muk geya aey gadi aggey nai ja sakdi…! Sardar ji: ohhoho!......
- Bus conductor driver mai kiya difference
Bus Conductor & Driver Mai Kiya Difference Hai? Ans: Condector So Jaye To Kisi Ka......
- A taxi passenger tapped the driver on
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The......
- Aik train driver ne achanak ko patri
Aik train Driver ne achanak train ko patri se utaar kar jungal ki taraf bagane......
- Taxi driver to sheikh passanger sir
Taxi driver to Sheikh passanger , Sir car k brakes fail hogaye hain! kia karon?......
- Aik aadmi ne auto driver ko roka
Aik aadmi ne Auto Driver ko Roka or poocha kya Anarkali Bazar Jaoo Gay He......
- Taxi driver to sheikh passanger sir
Taxi driver to Sheikh passanger , Sir car k brakes fail hogaye hain! kia karon?......
- A taxi passenger tapped the driver on
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. .......
- Lady to bus driver kitne ghante me
Lady to Bus Driver: Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rehte Ho? Bus Driver:24 Ghante Lady Herani......
- sardar ki beti uske driver
*. . .Sardar ki beti uske driver k saath bhaag gayi.. Logon ne poocha :......
- Woh milti tu kehti thi mein driver
Woh Milti Tu Kehti Thi, Mein Driver Bano’n Gi ‘Faraz’,.. Zindagi Ki Laghzsho’n Ne Ose......
- 1 bacha school bus main driver k
1 bacha school bus main driver k pechay betha khud se batain kar raha tha;......
- Ek taxi driver buhat taiz drive kr
Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha, Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:"O" Bhai......
- Taxi driver aik pathan airport se bahir
Taxi Driver Aik pathan airport se bahir aya to samne taxi wala khara tha pathan......
- Memon ask to taxi driver abdullah shah
Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? Taxi Driver: Han......
- Memon ask to taxi driver abdullah shah
Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? Taxi Driver: Han......
- Wife main driver ko nokari se nikaal
Wife: main Driver ko Nokari se nikaal rahi houn, kyun k aaj main dousri bar......
- Panjabe bus driver se ustaad aahista chalao
Panjabe Bus driver se: Ustaad, Bus aahista chalao jhatkay lag rahe hain. Driver: Bhai Bus......
- Bus driver kuri ne tenu thapar kiyoon
Bus Driver: Kuri Ne Tenu Thapar Kiyoon Maraya? Conductor: Paani Wala Daba Kuri Di Seat......
- Aadmi taxi driver se bhai speed slow
Aadmi Taxi Driver se: Bhai speed slow karo, mere 12 chotay chotay bachay hain…… Taxi......
- taxi driver khan sahb petrol khatam
*. .Taxi driver: khan sahb petrol khatam hu gya hai,car aagay nahi ja sakti. pathan:......
- Veena malik taxi driver se johar town
Veena Malik, Taxi Driver Se: Johar Town Chalo Ge? Driver: Jee Haan. Veena: Kya Lo......
- Aadmi texi driver sy bhai speed slow
Aadmi texi driver sy bhai speed slow kroo mery 17 chooty chooty bacy hien DRIVER......
- Santa Suffering From Constipation,
Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat: Oooonh, Oooooooooonh, Ooooh.. Nee Aja Kambakhat Mein......
- Banta: O G paise wapas
Banta selling Parashut:Plane se kudo Button Dabao Aur aap zamin pe safely land! Custmer: Agar......
- Raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi
Santa: raat paros wali larki mere dream main ayi thi Jeeto: Acha? phir akeli he......
- Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?
Santa: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? Banta: In case......
- A Couple havin sex
A Couple havin sex on upper berth in train, by chance bra fals down on......
- Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower
Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top, seeing......
- 1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur
1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey......
- Master mein tenu kutte te essay likhan
Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda......
- In a train compartment husband darling mujhe
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism......
- Teacher what should be in a book
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl......
- Santa mein tere 64 de dand todd
Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai. Ik hor aadmi ne keha......
- Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in
Santa call frm delhi 2 wife in Chandigarh. Servant picked phone. Santa-memsab se baat karvao!......
- Salsman which soap u use santa babas soapbabas pastebabas
Salsman-Which Soap U Use? Santa-BABA’S Soap,BABA’S Paste,BABA’S Brush. Salsman-Is BABA’S A INTRNATIONAL Company? Snta: Baba......
- Lady doctor tum roz subah clinic ke
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte......
- A sweet girl goes to bantaquots shop
A sweet girl goes to Banta"s shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue:......
- Santa waiting at bus stop in uk
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women. When bus arrived, conductor......
- Santa woh ladki kitni sundar hai
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam......
- Preeto 2 maid oh kanta i hv
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an......
- Man i got a brand new
Man: I Got A Brand New Ford IKON 4 My Wife! Santa: Wow! Dats Unbelievable......
- Santadoctorthis medicine is not available at
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine Is Not Available At Any Medical Store.” Doctor:Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write......
- Preeto raat ko aap peeke gutter mein
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the. Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat......
- Banta ek sadhu se bola baba meri
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.......
- Santa on phone maa khushkhabri hai
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho......
- Nurse came out with the newborn kid
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the......
- Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps the
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track. Banta: Santa u"ll die. Santa:......
- History teacher asked santa name kalidasquots brother
History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas"s brother who was a shoemaker. Santa: Adidas …...
- Ultimate answer while changing the job
Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? Santa:......
- Pappu while filling up a form what
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very......
- Santa among my 4 sons 3
Santa : Among My 4 Sons 3 R Engineers Frnd:4th? Santa : Useles,Dnt Study, Becam......
- Santa singh got up in the middle
Santa Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the telephone. “Is......
- Santaaaj kisine mere baap ko gaali di
Santa:Aaj kisine mere BAAP ko gaali di. Patni:Fir? Santa:Maine bhi uske baap ko gaali di.......
- Santa jail ko hindi me hawalat kyun
Santa: Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai? Banta: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane Ko......
- Santa yaar uth bhukamp aa raha hai
Santa: Yaar Uth Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai, Saara Ghar Hil Raha Hai. Banta- Soja-Soja Ghar......
- Santas army test pappu 35 santa
Santa’s Army Test Pappu- 3+5? Santa- 8 Pappu- 7+3? Santa- 10 Pappu- 8+8? Santa- Pata......
- Santa joined nasa after one month the
Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA......
- Santa asked banta why manmohan singh goes
Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta: Very simple,......
- Santa was drawing money from atm banta
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line......
- Santa judge sahab mujhe talaq chahiye
Santa :Judge Sahab, Mujhe Talaq Chahiye Pichhle Ek Saal Se Meri Biwi Ne Mujhse Baat......
- Santamujhe tou aankhey band karney par
Santa:Mujhe Tou Aankhey Band Karney Par Bhi Dikhayi Deta Hai. Banta:Achchaa, Kya Dikhta Hai? Santa:Andhera…....
- Santa was walking thru d forest
Santa Was Walking Thru D Forest He Saw Snake Hanging On D Tree. Santa: Sirf......
- Why did santa keep the door open
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone......
- Santa asked banta the full form of
Santa asked Banta the full form of MATHS Banta said Mentally affected teachers harassing students…....
- Santa mere pas gaadi hai bangla ijjat
Santa: Mere pas gaadi hai, bangla hai, ijjat hai, paisa hai. tumhare paas kya hai?......
- Santai made my son fool bantahow
Santa:I made my son fool Banta:how? Santa:Last night,he stole all my money and spent it......
- Banta kya huaye mitti kyun khod raha hai
Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai? Santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me......
- Santa sharab pikar sadhu se takra gya
Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tuje SHRAAP......
- Santa banta se tum ne mujhe subha
SAntA BAntA Se TuM Ne MuJhE SuBhA Se 2oo MiSs CA|Lz Di Ha KyOn ?......
- Pappu while filling up a form what
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very......
- Santa falls in love with a nurse
Santa falls in love with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love......
- Titanic was sinking an englishman asked
Titanic was sinking. An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman......
- Santayar tu itna bada ho gaya
Santa:Yar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Abi Tak Daadhi-Mooch Nahi Ayi? Banta:Yar Main Apni......
- Santa what is the weather like
Santa: What is the weather like ? Banta: I do not know it is so......
- Santa aaj mera beta first class me
Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya.. Master: Very Gud.. Kisme Aaya?? Santa: ?RAJDHANI......
- Policeman why are you driving on the
Policeman: Why Are You Driving On The Sidewalk… ? Santa: It’s Too Dangerous To Drive......
- Santa apni gf ko i love
Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar......
- Santa itne kam marks do thappad marne
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale......
- Santa dials a number a girl receives
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta......
- Girl will u marry me santa
Girl: Will u marry me? Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti......
- Once professor santa asked a plumber to
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because......
- Ticket cheker ask to sardar dikhao
Ticket Cheker Ask To Sardar. : Ticket Dikhao. Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho. T.T: Ye To......
- Santa was caught for speeding and went
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What?ll you take......
- Banta whats the difference between an oral
Banta: What?s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? . . .......
- Santa should i buy tickets for my
Santa: Should I Buy Tickets For My Children.? Conductor: Yes! Only If They Are Above......
- Teacherbada ho k kya banoga santapilot
Teacher:Bada Ho K Kya Banoga Santa:Pilot Tcher:Q S:Upar Accedent Ka Khatra Nhi Hota…...
- Santa do you know english banta
Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite......
- Santa phoned his wife i am not
Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home. The stearing, dash board, gears of......
- Santa se puchha ki tum next janam me
Santa Se Puchha Ki-?Tum Next Janam Me Kya Ban?na Pasand Karoge? Srdr-?A Cockroach? Why? Bcoz......
- Santa they were married for 25 years
Santa: They were married for 25 years and still in Love. Banta: How? Santa: HE......
- Santa ki amma mar gyi 1 admi
Santa Ki Amma Mar Gyi. 1 Admi Bola-Amma Mujhe Le Jati 2-4 Or Bole-Amma Hume......
- Wats d diff bw bus amp cycle
Wats D Diff. B/W Bus & Cycle? Santa:Bus Ka Stand Bus Ke Sath Kabhi Nahi......
- Santa tum meri shadi me aaoge na
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na? Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi ,Jo Musibat Ke......
- A lady calls santa for repairing door
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn...
- Santa invested 2 lakhs in a
Santa Invested 2 Lakhs In A Business And Suffered Huge Losses. Do U Know What......
- Santa platfrom k side leta tha banta kya
Santa Platfrom k side leta tha Banta-Kya kar rahe ho? Santa-Sucite Banta-to beach me leto......
- Santa went to see a gal for
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for......
- Nurse congrats santa ji aap papa ban
Nurse: Congrats Santa ji, aap papa ban gaye. Santa: Meri wife ko nahi bolna mein......
- Why did santa throw the butter out
Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see......
- Santa mom last night when i opened
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.......
- An englishman and santa inside the toilet
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa:......
- Just married santa with wife in movie
Just Married Santa With Wife In Movie Hall .. Jo Be Heroine Karegi , Tume......
- Santa shouting 2 his gf quot
Santa Shouting 2 His GF " U Said V Will Do Register Marriage And U......
- Santaye tum ne pattian kyun bandhi hui
Santa:Ye tUm Ne PattiAn kYun Bandhi hui hAin? Banta: KaL Ek Admi Meri gAri Se......
- Santa looking at himself in the mirror
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere". After half......
- Lecturer explain digestive system in one sentence
Lecturer: Explain Digestive System In One Sentence….!! Santa: It’s A Process That Starts Wid Right......
- Santa driving on d wrong side
Santa Driving On D Wrong Side Of One Way Road, & He Became Upset &......
- Banta why is the police nicknamed
Banta : Why Is The Police Nicknamed "The Heart Of The Country"? Santa : It......
- Aftr returning frm a foreign trip santa
Aftr returning frm a foreign trip Santa asks his wife "Do I luk like a......
- Banta truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho
Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag......
- Santa ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.......
- Teacher i want you to tell me
Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of. Pappu:......
- How do you recognize santaquots son pappu
How do you recognize Santa"s son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who......
- Santa beer bar ch ro riha c bar
Santa: Beer-Bar ch ro riha c. Bar owner: Kyon ro rahe ho? SANTA: Oye ki......
- Santa goes for a interview the post
SANTA goes for a interview for the post of a DETECTIVE. Interviewer Asked- WHO KILLED......
- Santa amp banta were arrested after raping
Santa & Banta Were Arrested After Raping A Girl Both Were Called For Identification Parade.......
- Santa helmet pehen k bahar nikla to
Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs.. Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni......
- Santa amp banta sending sms 2 their
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko......
- Santa to pappu wherequots sukhna lake
Santa to Pappu: Where"s Sukhna Lake? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla......
- A small child wrote 2 santa claus
A small child wrote 2 SANTA CLAUS; Send me a brother. SANTA wrote back; Send......
- Santa was in shopping store salesman
Santa Was In Shopping Store. Salesman: Sir Would U Like To Use A Pocket Calculator?......
- Santa is so rich he has two
Santa is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?......
- Santa 2 banta yar ye t0u morning
SanTA 2 BaNta YaR Ye t0u MoRnInG MorNiNg bukS OThA K KaHA Ja rAhA Hai?......
- Santa bhaisahab time kya hua man
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se......
- Santa quotkitna padhey likhequalified hoquot banta
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"…...
- Jeeto u tell a man something it
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of......
- Santa i have swallowed a key
Santa: I have swallowed a key. Doctor: When? Santa: 3 months back! Doctor: What were......
- Santa and banta were walking suddenly
Santa And Banta Were Walking..! Suddenly Banta Said : Oh.. Look , A Dead Bird…......
- Santa ask banta why r u watching
Santa Ask Banta: Why R U Watching The Funeral By Binocular. . . ? Banta......
- Santa was recruiting lawyers for a firm
Santa was recruiting Lawyers for a firm. He was taking interviews. Santa : Do u......
- In a train ticket checker to saint
In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don?t have. TT:......
- What is the chemical formula 4 water
What is the chemical formula 4 water? SANTA: HIJKLMNO. Teacher: wht r u talking abt?......
- Judge y uve stolen money 4m dis
Judge: Y U’ve stolen money 4m dis man? Sardar: My lord I’ve nt stolen money.......
- Santa sir hun meri salary wada deyo
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai. Boss: Factory de......
- Jeeto i didnquott know you smoked when
Jeeto: I didn"t know you smoked. When did you start? Preeto: That night my husband......
- Santa v need a bridge in our
Santa- V Need A Bridge In Our Village. Minister- How,There Is No River In Ur......
- Santa reading from book of facts quotdo
Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I breathe a......
- Banta yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir......
- Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho
Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibh rahi hai?......
- Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped
Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped – paudhe thay, Santa naukar ko bola ped-paudhon......
- Santa and banta were watching bungee jumping
Santa and Banta were watching bungee jumping. Santa: Wanna try it? Banta : No way.......
- Santa my dad was an extremely brave
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion"s cage. Banta:......
- Santa yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de......
- Santa my mother in law was bitten by a
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That...
- There was a sardaji who having party
There was a Sardaji who was having a party at the terrace of his building.......