‘Santa: Itne kam marks?
Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa,
chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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- Dost marne pe darde wafa dete hain
Dost Marne Pe Darde Wafa Dete Hain Hain Kis Waqt Mohabbat Kaa Sila Dete Hain......
- Mohabbato mein jeene wale khusnasib hai marne
Mohabbato Mein Jeene Wale Khusnasib Hai Mohabbato Mein Marne Wale Bhi Ajeeb Hai Azim Hai......
- Bewafa se kabhi pyar nahi hota marne
Bewafa Se Kabhi Pyar Nahi Hota, Marne Ke Baad Intjar Nahi Hota, Pyar Dekh Ker......
- Meri bottle chupa do kafan mein marne
Meri Bottle Chupa Do Kafan Mein Marne Ke Baad Bhi Piya Karoonga Jab Mangega Hisaab......
- Mitti pade sanam tere pyar pe marne
Mitti Pade Sanam Tere Pyar Pe Marne Ke Baad Aai Hai Rone Majar Pe Ab......
- Main jeeteji marne lagi hoon pyar ke
Main Jeeteji Marne Lagi Hoon Pyar Ke Har Pehloo Se Guzarne Lagi Hoon Nakaami Aur......
- Mairay marne ke baad mairi kahani likhna
Mairay Marne Ke Baad Mairi Kahani Likhna Kaisay Barbaad Hoi Meri Kahani Likhna Ye Bhi......
- Jeene marne ke liye kabhi challu bhar
Jeene Marne Ke Liye Kabhi Challu Bhar, Paani Ki Bhi Darkaar Ho Jaati Hai. Varna......
- Marne wale ko mout dedo jeena zindagi
Marne wale ko mout dedo, jeena wale ko zindagi dedo, agar khogayi hai chabiyan to......
- Dosto mere marne k baad mera janaza
Dosto mere Marne k baad mera janaza uski gali me ghuma dena, Agar wo dekhle......
- Surah e yaseen parhne k kuch fazail marne
?’SURAH-E-YASEEN’ Parhne K Kuch Fazail: -Marne Wale K Saamne Parhi Jaye Tu Marne Wale Ki......
- Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho,
Tum Itne Khubsurat Ho, Tum Se Bahar Bhi Sarminda Hai, Kabhi Bhul Se Bhi Kabristan......
- Ek tum ho jo itne achhey ho
Ek Tum Ho Jo Itne Achhey Ho, Ek Tum Ho Jo Itne Sweet Ho, Ek......
- Itne tanha to hum tab bhi na
Itne Tanha To Hum Tab Bhi Na The Jab Hum Tanhaiyo Mein Jeete The To......
- Wo ja rahi thi bas itne
Wo ja rahi thi bas ,itne me mulaqaat ho gaye………….. Nazar unse aise mili ki......
- Itne majboor they eid ke roz
Itne majboor they eid ke roz Itne Majboor The Eid Ke Roz Taqdeer Se Hum......
- This is my leg itne dair
This is my leg . . . . . . . . . . .......
- Mujhe dilse nekal dene wale mere marne
Mujhe Dilse Nekal Dene Wale… Mere Marne Ka Dhuk Na Karna… Hum Tho Khud Hii......
- Wada thaa unka hamare saath jeene marne
Wada Thaa Unka Hamare Saath Jeene Marne Ka Phir Kyon Hamara Saath Chod Diya Wo......
- A man to Santa:
A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes......
- Santa went to see a gal for
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for......
- Hum akele itne hue na hote jo
Hum Akele Itne Hue Na Hote, Jo Barse Baadal Soye Na Hote, Taqdeer Hi Chod......