Beta. Software undergoes beta testing shortly before it’s released. Beta is Latin for "still doesn’t work." ~Author Unknown
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beta apne baap se papa kia aap ne kabhi kisi ladki se piyar kia he.......
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- Rat darkht pe 1 bulbul udas beta
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- Ajnabi beta thora pani milega bchalassi
AJNABI: beta thora pani milega? Bcha:lassi ho jae to? AJNABI: bhot hi acha hy AJNABI......
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