My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that’s what she said. ~Author Unknown
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- Wife why are you home so early
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- Wife is dreaming in the middle of
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- Wife hints to husband for a new
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- Wife i am not feeling goodhusband its
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- Wife shoping kr k i to husband
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- Body and mind like man wife do
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- Though marriage makes man and wife one
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- Body and mind like man wife do
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