0nce dere was a pukha kutta.
He was very pukha.
He phiring loor loor.
He dekhya the sh0p of chacha kareem.
He chuking one boti from dere, and nas gya.
Jab he guzra from naalay alay pul to.
He saw aik hor kutta.
He became very shoda.
His soch was very kutiyan aali.
He phonkia on him & His apni v boti dig gayee.
MORAL:
jo dujyan nal kutay aali krda a, ona nal v kutay aali hondi ay 🙂
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