A Punjabi Jatt got married in a Urdu speaking family of Lucknow.

Girl"s father with a lot of "tehz??b" asked,

beta huzoor aap ne hamari beti ko kaise paaya?

Jatt replied "O ji tuhaddi beti di kya baat hai ji,

agyon paya, pichyon paya, te kal raati muh wich vi paya.