What is common between allama iqbal, gandhi and qaid-e-azam?
Pathan replied ?All r born on govt holidays?:-)
*Geo PATHAN Geo*:-)
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Man:Khan Saab Yahan Se Clifton Kon si Bus Jaye Gi? Khan Saab:20 No Ki. Man:Agar20......
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- Aik pathan admi samandar me dob gayais
Aik Pathan AdMi SamAndAr Me Dob GayA,Is Ne DUA ki YA ALLAH Mujhe NikAL De......
- A pathan girl got married but
A Pathan Girl Got Married. . . But There’s A Difference Of 10 Days B/w......
- Pathan sent sms to his bossme sickno
Pathan sent SMS to his boss:Me sick,no work. His Boss SMS back,When Im sick I......
- Malak kyun khan tme 15 din
Malak : kyun khan tme 15 din ki chuti kyun chahye? Pathan : sir hamara......
- Pathan ne apne dost ko apna mobile
Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha: "Kocha! Plz Meri Girl Friend......
- Waiter khan sahb 10 rs tip to
Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy.. Khan: To phir..? Waiter: 20......
- Pathan apne 1 saal k bache ko
Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya Dr: Isko Koi Sakht......
- Height of confidence soldier janab hamey
“Height of confidence” Soldier: Janab, hamey dushman ne charo taraf se gheir liya hai Major......
- 2 pathans died in an accident frishta
2 Pathans Died in an Accident. Frishta Aya Dono Se Pocha Kon Ho? Bolay Muslims.......
- Inspector tum ne chor kyun na pakra
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- Aik pathan quaid e azam k mazar
Aik Pathan Quaid e Azam k Mazar ja kar dua kar raha tha, “Mera Prize......
- 1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se
1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se hue pr uski laash muskurate hoe mili !......
- Lialabadam gul tum mujhy miss call karty
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- A pathan said to his frnd quotmujhy
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