MuLa pA kHuTbA
kI VeLy
PrAdO khAzO tA Ma GoRe dI sArA nAzAr kAmIgI
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cHe pA MoNg dI cHAsHmIy wAcHoLi No Os dI mAsAlA OkRa . . /…
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Pathan 100 k note pe likha number dial kar raha tha. 2nd pathan: ye tum......
- 1 pathan roti k uppar rakh kha
1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha.. B.V boli: Khan saheb......
- Insurance agentkhan sahibwill u dont like that
Insurance agent:Khan sahib!will u don?t like that ur wife & children get 10000000 At a......
- Mankhan saab yahan se clifton kon si
Man:Khan Saab Yahan Se Clifton Kon si Bus Jaye Gi? Khan Saab:20 No Ki. Man:Agar20......
- Pathan tharmos le k picnic par gaya
Pathan tharmos le k picnic par gaya. Pthan: Is ma thandi cheez thandi or garm......
- Pathan interview dene gaya manager ne
Pathan interview dene gaya.. manager ne us se sawal poocha what do you do..? To......
- Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar so
Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla. .......
- Pathan yara hum bohat preshan hai
Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai Dost: Kyun khan sahab? Pathan: O yara subah se......
- 1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr
1 pathan angoor bech raha tha mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo. 2sry......
- Aik pathan admi samandar me dob gayais
Aik Pathan AdMi SamAndAr Me Dob GayA,Is Ne DUA ki YA ALLAH Mujhe NikAL De......
- A pathan girl got married but
A Pathan Girl Got Married. . . But There’s A Difference Of 10 Days B/w......
- Pathan sent sms to his bossme sickno
Pathan sent SMS to his boss:Me sick,no work. His Boss SMS back,When Im sick I......
- Jab nigahain hon kadmoo par or
Jab Nigahain hon kadmoo par or haath hon ghutnoon per magar Aansu hon gaalon per......
- Malak kyun khan tme 15 din
Malak : kyun khan tme 15 din ki chuti kyun chahye? Pathan : sir hamara......
- Pathan ne apne dost ko apna mobile
Pathan Ne Apne Dost Ko Apna Mobile Dia Aur Kaha: "Kocha! Plz Meri Girl Friend......
- Waiter khan sahb 10 rs tip to
Waiter: Khan sahb, 10 Rs tip to meri insult hy.. Khan: To phir..? Waiter: 20......
- Pathan apne 1 saal k bache ko
Pathan Apne 1 Saal K Bache Ko Hosptal Le Kr Gya Dr: Isko Koi Sakht......
- 2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the ek dosre se bola ?yar maachis kahaan hai??......
- Height of confidence soldier janab hamey
“Height of confidence” Soldier: Janab, hamey dushman ne charo taraf se gheir liya hai Major......
- Ustaad pathan se pakistan k kitny soobay
ustaad pathan se pakistan k kitny soobay hay? pathan (4) ustaad sahabash un k naam......
- Lala oye bakray ki raan kidhar gai
LaLa: Oye Bakray ki Raan kidhar gai? Qasai: Bakra Langra tha Lala: Or Dil? Qasai:......
- 2 pathans died in an accident frishta
2 Pathans Died in an Accident. Frishta Aya Dono Se Pocha Kon Ho? Bolay Muslims.......
- Pathanmolvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao k
Pathan:molvi sahab koi aisa tareeqa btao k mai khao peeo or mera roza na tote......
- Inspector tum ne chor kyun na pakra
InspEctOr: tUM Ne chOr kYuN Na pAkrA? HawaldaAr(Pathan): wO Ek aIsAy kAmRaY Me gHuS gYa......
- Pathan yawr sooraj raat ko kyu nhi
Pathan: Yawr Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nhi Nikalta? 2nd Pathan: Hahahaha Niklega Bhi ToU Andhere......
- Aik pathan quaid e azam k mazar
Aik Pathan Quaid e Azam k Mazar ja kar dua kar raha tha, “Mera Prize......
- Pathan ne airport par taxi roki aur
PATHAN ne airport par taxi roki aur pucha,”YAARA! hamay sadar jana hay. tum kitna karaya......
- Kuch log 1 pathan ko mar rahe
Kuch log 1 pathan ko mar rahe the, phir b wo hans raha tha jab......
- Pathan yar zara toothbrush dena mere
Pathan: yar zara toothbrush dena Mere brush ka ek baal toot gya hai, DUKANDAR: ek......
- 1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se
1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se hue pr uski laash muskurate hoe mili !......
- Lialabadam gul tum mujhy miss call karty
Liala:Badam Gul tum mujh?y miss call kart?y h?,N? msg,ki? bund p?ngA h?i? Badam Gul:yaar ky?......
- A pathan said to his frnd quotmujhy
A pathan said to his frnd: "mujhy smajh nahi aati k log maheena maheena kaisy......