In A A/C Exam Every 1 Was Writing But Pathan Was Continuously Dancing!
Why?
Bcoz
Someone Told Him Dat There Is Marks 4 Every Steps.
…
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- Malak kyun khan tme 15 din
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- Waiter khan sahb 10 rs tip to
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- Height of confidence soldier janab hamey
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- Inspector tum ne chor kyun na pakra
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- Aik pathan quaid e azam k mazar
Aik Pathan Quaid e Azam k Mazar ja kar dua kar raha tha, “Mera Prize......
- 1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se
1 pathan ki maut bijli girne se hue pr uski laash muskurate hoe mili !......
- Lialabadam gul tum mujhy miss call karty
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- A pathan said to his frnd quotmujhy
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