Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai,
Teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai, Toh hum ghise pite C.D. zabardasti…
Abey Saale ! Khirki nahi khul rahi.
Man to Hotel Manager : Jaldi Chalo, Meri Wife Khirki se kudh kar jaan dena…
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai,
Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri hai, Uski aankhe toh sagar se bhi gaheri…
“I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”
Once james bond met a dog in jungle he said, “I am bond.!! JAMES BOND..!!”…
Bhimsen ko shakti
Bhimsen ko shakti Meerabai Ko Bhakti Dr.Abdul Kalaam Ko Gyan Mr.Bush ko jasto Shaan Einstein…
Mero hardik mangalmaya suvakamana cha.
Whats up guys? First of all Happy Vijaya Dashami. Ra yainhi bhanna chahan chu ki,…
“Happy dashain”
Changa chet, ramailo bhet, khasi ko rate, masu ko plate, Juwa ko khel, chiurako thal…..
Pani khojda beer bhetiyos,
Pani khojda beer bhetiyos, Dhara kholda wine bagos, Chicken khanda, sanpro paros, Mutton khanda, hyakula…
Tika hos nidhar ma,
Tika hos nidhar ma, Jamara hos kanma, Sukha hos pariwar ma, Shanti hos desh ma,…
Mutuko majhma,
Mutuko majhma, hridayako pass ma sapani ma pani aai natarshau malai raat ma.
Timilai ma ke bhanau?
Timilai ma ke bhanau? Phool bhanau bhane tyasma KADA chha Chandrama bhanau bhane tyasma DAAG…
Yaad aayo bhane aakha banda nagarnu
Yaad aayo bhane aakha banda nagarnu Bhet bhayena bhane pani dukha namannu Hami sadhai sangai…
Sarir yo mare Pani daju
Timro ghar phoollai phool le sajios. Timmro gharma diyo le sadhaile uujayalo parirahos. Nidharko saptarangi…
Yo deepawali chamkilo hos
Yo deepawali chamkilo hos Khusi,umanga,sath rahos Tapai ra tapai ko paribar ma sukha layos Maa…
Har pal khusi rahos saath
Har pal khusi rahos saath Sadai muhar ma rahos tapai ko hasaien Hamro tarfa bata…
Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma
Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai, Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai, Ma…
Ek jana manchhe le baato ma
Ek jana manchhe le baato ma susu gareko dekher, tourist le sodhechha: Tourist : Hello…
My marriage is made of Trust
What a married man says after years of marriage:- My marriage is made of Trust…
The Equation of Marriage:
The Equation of Marriage: 7 Glance = 1 Smile 7 Smile = 1 Meeting 7…
First marriage
First marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of…
Why do we all marry?
Why do we all marry? Because romance is not the only element of life. We…
Marriage is like going to
Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu, And then look…
Some people ask the secret
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to…
last two words in: “Yes dear”
Grooms, once you marry, please remember that when you have a discussion with your future…
A little kid asks his Dad,
A little kid asks his Dad, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”…
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
One day a man inserted an ‘advertisement’ in the local classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day…
What is Marriage?
What is Marriage? Ans: 1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye. 2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa…
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
Man before Marriage is like Airtel…. “Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan” After Marriage He’s Like Hutch……
When a man holds a woman hands?”
When a man holds a woman hands?” When a man holds a woman’s hand before…
Shadi kernay aur mobile
Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay kaash…
Before marriage & after marriage
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me…
A Blind wife and a deaf husband.
A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de…
During Marriage ceremony
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A:…
During Marriage ceremony
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? A:…
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.
Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man :…
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not…
but I was in love and didnt notice.
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, You know, I was a fool…
True relatives always
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. All your…
Man shows his marriage certificate
Man at medical store:I need poison Chemist: I can’t sell you that Man shows his…
He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait
Before Marriage:- He: yes! atlast it was so hard 2 wait she:do you want me…
Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you…
Only true friends stand by u
Only true friends stand by u during bad times. I promise I will attend ur…
Because married men are more obedient.
Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed. Friend…
Before marriage:
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue, O my darling! I love you… After…
The days after marriage!
Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell? Answer: The…
Meri kabr se udas ja raha hai koi.
Meri kabr par phool chara raha hai koi Meri kabr pe aansoo baha raha hai…
Tab tak chaand kisi aur ka ho gaya.
Dil ke aangan se chaand ka didar ho gaya, Mai uska deewana ho gaya, Chaand…
pani mein bhi aag lagakar aaye hai…
Aaj ham unhe bewafa batakar aaye hai Unke khaton ko pani mein baha kar aaye…
Ek phool kafi hai kabar par chadhane ko,
Ek phool kafi hai kabar par chadhane ko, Hazaron phool kam hai doli sajane ko,…
Chahoo jo meri khataoon ki saza do mujh ko
Chahoo jo meri khataoon ki saza do mujh ko Per khata kya hai zara itna…
Kabhi kisi se zikre-judai mat karna,
Kabhi kisi se zikre-judai mat karna, Is dost se kabhi ruswayi mat karna, Jab dil…
woh jalim Kahegi ke bewaafa hai hum.
Duniya ne diye hume itne gum ke Ek zindagi bhi lagne lagi hai kam Yun…
Kehte hai pyaar ki seema nahi hoti,
Kehte hai pyaar ki seema nahi hoti, Yeh toh dhoka hai jo sab kehte hai,…
Dard toh iss dil ko hota hai..
Bada afsoos hota hai jab aapka zikra hota hai Toh bewafai ka mahool hota hai…..
Suna hai kisi gair ne ye khabar udai hogi,
Suna hai kisi gair ne ye khabar udai hogi, Ek din meri bhi aapse judai…
Koi aur ho to baat samjh sakenge,
Dil ka dard tum samajh na sake, Humare dil ko yaaad kar na sake, Koi…
Dil banane wale iss dil ko kaanch ka banaya hota,
Dil banane wale iss dil ko kaanch ka banaya hota, Isse todne wale ke haath…
Tum toh bewafa ho tumhe kya pata,
Zindagi mein mohabbat ka khumar kya hota hai, Dil se dilbar ka milaap kya hota…
Teri mohabbat pe sakh kar ke
Teri mohabbat pe sakh kar ke Humne aapne aapko kamzor sabit kiya hai.. Maaf karde…
Hamara toh dard se rishta purana hai,
Hamara toh dard se rishta purana hai, Isiliye aapke har gam ko apna mana hai,…
Tere baad koi “BEWAFA” na lagey.
Teri Dosti ne diya “SAKOON” itna, Ke tere baad koi “ACHA” na lagey, Tujhe karni…
Pyaar mein mith jana kyun chahega?
Kisi diljale ko koi apna banana kyun chahega, Bekar mein koi apna dil jalana kon…
Kiya hua agar tum hame mil na sake,
Kiya hua agar tum hame mil na sake, Kiya hua ke tumhare dil mein aur…
Yaad na karoge toh bhula bhi na sakoge,
Yaad na karoge toh bhula bhi na sakoge, mera khayal dil se mita bhi na…
Tumko dekha to yeh khayal aaya,
Tumko dekha to yeh khayal aaya, Dhoop ghani chaanv ho tum, Tum muskarye to muskra…
Kuch din toh baso merii aankhon mein
Kuch din toh baso merii aankhon mein Phir khuwab agar ho jaao toh kya Koi…
Apne dil ki duniya me us ko bula na sake,
Apne dil ki duniya me us ko bula na sake, Buhat kosish ki magar use…
Piyaar mai mith ja na kyun chahee ga…
Kisi diljale ko koi apna banana kyun chahee ga, Bekar mai koi apna dil jalana…
Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare, Jo apni nahi woh khushi kya kare, Tanha…
Shaam udas thi subah udas thi,
Shaam udas thi subah udas thi, Kafan me lipti hue meri laash thi, Ae mere…
Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte hain
Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte hain hum aap ko manzil samajte hain, bada fark…
Jab bhi tanhai ne unko sataya hoga,
Jab bhi tanhai ne unko sataya hoga, tab tab unko mera khayal aaya hoga gham…
Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga, dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,…
Humse pyar na karna e-zalim
Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai, hum wo khushbo hain jo baho…
zindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti,
Jindagi kisi ki amanat nahi hoti, mannat mein kabhi qayamat nahi hoti, dil bhi sochkar…
Kabhi arsh par kabhi farsh par
Kabhi arsh par kabhi farsh par kabhi unke dur kabhi durbadar ghamay aashiqi tera shukriya…
Bin tere hum mar jayenge..
Humne tumse pyaar kiya hai, Humne tumko dil ye diya hai, Hum tumko ab khona…
Aapki judai ne hamein shayari sikha di,
Aapki judai ne hamein shayari sikha di, Judai ke gam ne hamein manzil bhula di,…
Chot khate hai aur muskurate hai
Chot khate hai aur muskurate hai, Iss dil ko sabar karna sikhate hai, Hum to…
Dil ko todkar haste ho !
Dil ko todkar haste ho ! Dil ko tadapakar haste ko ! Zindagi kum pad…
Bas ek bar mujhse milne to aa…
Bas ek bar mujhe maaf kar de mere yaar… Mera sabar bas ab tootne ko…
zindagi ki sham ho jaye.
Ujale apni yadon ko hamare sath rahne do, najane kis gali me zindagi ki sham…
Hum kafan chod denge.
Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge, aur sitare keh rahe hai ki…
Aaj phir iss dil ko tumne rulaya hai.
Pehle bhi kabhi suni thi, ye pyaar ki baatein, Pehle bhi dil ko bahut dukhaya…
Dil mein kisi ki yaad hai
Dil mein kisi ki yaad hai Uss yaad mein ussi ka naam hai Jiska deedar…
Ussey yaad karun toh aankh bhar aati hai,
Ussey yaad karun toh aankh bhar aati hai, Meri mohabbat mujhe hi rulati hai, Uske…
To walk is easy but to walk alone is tough,
To walk is easy but to walk alone is tough, being missed by someone is…