When You Know
You Are Going To Fail
In EXAM. . .
‘Talk The Entire Way Through
The Exam. Read Questions Aloud,
Debate Your Answers With
Yourself Out Loud.
If Asked To Stop, Yell Out,
‘I’m SOOO Sure You Can Hear
Me Thinking. . .’
Then Start Talking About
What A Jerk The Instructor Is. . . =P =D
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