Dadi: Pappu?
Omer: Dadi 1min.
Dadi: Ary Pappur?
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Omer: Dadi Aikkk Minuteee.
Dadi: Pappu?
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Pappu:Buddhi Ruk Ja Ata Hn Poti Kr Rha Hn;-)
Moral: Her Koi Bathroom Main Phone Pay Baat Nahi Karta 😀
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