1 zoo mein 1 touta 3 zabanye janta tha, (English, Urdu or Punjabi)..
1 Admi imtahan lene k liye:-
Admi:- Who are you..?
Touta:- I’m Parrot.
Admi:- (Khush ho kr) Wah g wah, Acha tum kon ho..?
Touta:- Mein touta ho’n.
Admi:- Tu’n kon ayen..?
Touta:- Teri bhain ta khasam Salaya, teno 2 wari tasya aye mein touta aan.
Related SMS:
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Touta Yeh Dil Mera Tou Nahin Jaaneta Badeloon Sai Tou Pooch Mere Dil Sai Tou......
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Mein Yeh Janta Hoo Ki Tu Mujhe Chahti Nahi‚Â Ho Na Chahegi Kabhi Phir Na......
- Touta phir khawab mera ankh nam hai
Touta Phir Khawab Mera Ankh Phir Nam Hai Muskura Raha Hoo Lakin Ab Dil Main......
- Janta hun ke tuh mere muqadar mein
Janta Hun Ke Tuh Mere Muqadar Mein Nahi Janta Hun Tera Pyaar Mere Naseeb Mein......
- Lafzoon se aag laganaphool khilana mein janta
Lafzoon Se Aag Lagana,Phool Khilana Mein Janta Hoon Harfoon Se Mehal Banana, Shehar Sajana Mujhey......
- Janta hoon mein kya mera anzam hoga
Janta Hoon Mein Kya Mera Anzam Hoga Tere Liye Hi Dewana Badnaam Hoga Toot Jayonga......
- Tanhayee mein yaad aati hai teri janta
Tanhayee Mein Yaad Aati Hai Teri, Janta Hu Yeh Baat Bahut Purani Hai Dard Ka......
- Dil ki bateindil hi janta hai aur
Dil Ki Batein,Dil Hi Janta Hai Aur Koi Jane Na Jane Lekin Dil Janta Hai......
- Hua kia hai mujh ko wo janta
Hua kia hai mujh ko wo kia janta hai, Wo ek shakhs mujh ko juda......
- Wo janta tha us ki hansi mje
wo janta tha us ki hansi mje pasand he faraz is liye us ne jb......
- Dil ki baat janta nai koi
Dil Ki Baat Janta Nai Koi, Kehna In Aankhon Ka Manta Nahi Koi, Hum To......
- Payar kya hai koi janta k hai
payar kya hai koi janta hai k payar kya hai…. batao.. janta hai koi k......
- Ali ne ko banya wo janta
ALI NE ALI KO BANYA ALI WO- ALI JANTA HAI MAQAM-E- ALI ASAR-E-MISAQ PAR DIL......
- Ye dil hi to janta hai mari
YE DIL HI TO JANTA HAI MARI MOHABBAT KA ALAM, SAQI K MUJHE JEENY K......
- Jo janta hy k rab mujhy dekhta
Jo janta hy k RAB Mujhy Dekhta hy. Yehi Tawaja Usy Buraio’n Se Rokti hy......
- Dil main kya hai tere yeh janta
Dil Main Kya Hai Tere Yeh Janta Hoon Main Bhi Par Lagta Hai Ke Tum......
- Ye janta hai wo bhi janti hoon
Ye Janta Hai Wo Bhi Ye Janti Hoon Main Bhi Usko Meri Mujhe Uski Jaroorat......
- Mai janta tha tum bhi mujhse pyar
Mai Janta Tha Tum Bhi Mujhse Pyar Karti Ho; Shukun Mila Hai Mager Tumhari Jubaan......
- Dil ka dard vahi janta hai jo
Dil Ka Dard Vahi Janta Hai, Jo Kisi Ke Dil Me Basa Ho, Pyar Ka......
- Mai janta hun ke ye khwab jhute
Mai janta hun ke ye khwab jhute hain, Aur ye khushiya adhuri hain; Magar jinda......
- Janta hon aik aise shakhs ko me
Janta hon aik aise shakhs ko me bhi munir Janta hon aik aise shakhs ko......
- Jise koi nahi janta use rab
jise koi nahi janta use rab janta hy raaz ko raaz na smjo wo sb......
- Iqbal janta hon k nahi
IQBAL : JANTA HON K NAHI HO SAKTI SHEELA MERI. WAH WAH JANTA HOON K......
- Dost ka meaninig janta hai kia jis
Dost ka meaninig janta hai kia????????? Jis trah k Dosto ki tu dua de rahay......
- Ye khuda hi to janta hai meri
Ye Khuda hi to janta hai meri pak Mohabbat ka Aalam….. K mujhe jeenay k......
- Allah har cheez ko khoob janta hai.
Apni Zabaan se wahi baat kaho jo tumhare dil me ho, Allah har cheez ko......
- alim jahil ka haal janta hay
” Alim Jahil Ka Haal Janta Hay Kyun K Wo Jahil Reh Chuka Hay,Lekin Jahil......
- Kya hai meri manzil nahi janta mai
Kya Hai Meri Manzil Nahi Janta Mai Sirf Tujhe Pane Ki Tamanna Hai Is Jhan......
- Main janta hoon ke ab chaton par
Main Janta Hoon Ke Ab Chaton Par Diye Jalane Ki Rasm Baqi Nahi Rahi Hai......
- Tu dost hai merajamana janta hai daga
Tu Dost Hai Mera,Jamana Janta Hai, Tu Daga Dega Kisi Ko To Taklif Hogi Muje......
- Dil main kiya hai tere yeh janta
Dil Main Kiya Hai Tere Yeh Janta Hoon Main Bhi Par Lagta Hai K Tum......
- Main janta hun ke yeh khawab juthe
Main Janta Hun Ke Yeh Khawab Juthe Hain Aur Yeh Kushiyan Adhuri Hai Magar Zindaa......
- Dekha nahi hai tujhako per janta hun
Dekha Nahi Hai Tujhako Per Janta Hun Tumhe Kab Se Gujara Thaa Jab Gali Se......
- Lo aaj fir mene sajda kiya janta
Lo Aaj Fir Mene Sajda Kiya Janta Tha Hai Galat Fir Bhi, Unhe Yaad Karne......
- Kismat ki lakire kon janta hai kesi
Kismat Ki Lakire Kon Janta Hai Ki Kesi Hoti Hai Hum To Us Lakir Ko......
- Mai janta hu ki bahut bura bahar
Mai Janta Hu Ki Mai Bahut Bura Hu Bahar Se Pathar Par Andar Se -Å—Hira-Â......
- Dil ki baat janta nahi koi kehna
Dil Ki Baat Janta Nahi Koi, Kehna Hamara Manta Nahi Koi, Hum To Jaan Bhi......
- Janta hoon ki tu bawefa hai phir
Janta Hoon Ki Tu Bawefa Hai Phir Bhi Roj Apne Hi Haatho Fareb Khate Hai......
- Yeh ajeeb hai mohabbat ke zamanna janta
Yeh Ajeeb Hai Mohabbat Ke Zamanna Janta Hai Na Main Us Ki Manta Hoo Na......
- Hume malum hai ki koi nahi janta
Hume Malum Hai Ki Koi Nahi Janta Hume Malum Hai Ki Kisi Ko Nahin Shubaah......
- Jo bhi bura bhala hai allah janta
Jo Bhi Bura Bhala Hai Allah Janta Hai Bande Ke Dil Mein Kya Hai Allah......
- Main janta hoon keh tu mera ho
Main Janta Hoon Keh Tu Mera Ho Nahin Sakta Magar Main Tujhay Kho Nahin Sakta......
- Janta hun tumhare lab sookh gaye hai
Janta Hun Tumhare Lab Sookh Gaye Hai Duaon Ke Bhi Talaab Nahi Ubharte Ab Tumhari......
- Ye nahi janta ki tujh me aisha
Ye Nahi Janta Ki Tujh Me Aisha Kya Hai Tujhey Manta Hu Jyada Aisha Kyu......
- Mushkil hai pyaar dil janta hai lekin
mushkil hai pyaar dil janta hai, lekin kia kare mer ker bhi pyaar nibhana janta......
- alim jahil ka haal janta hay
‘ Alim Jahil Ka Haal Janta Hay Kyun K Wo Jahil Reh Chuka Hay,Lekin Jahil......
- Janta hon faraz nahi ho sakti hai
Janta hon Faraz Nahi Ho Sakti Hai ‘Katrina’ Meri, Magar Phir Bhi Aati Hai Lab......
- Janta hon faraz nahi ho sakti hai
‘Janta hon Faraz Nahi Ho Sakti Hai ‘Katrina’ Meri, Magar Phir Bhi Aati Hai Lab......
- Janta hon faraz nahi ho sakti hai
‘Janta hon Faraz Nahi Ho Sakti Hai ‘Katrina’ Meri, Magar Phir Bhi Aati Hai Lab......
- Har murda janta hai usky bad ghar
Har murda janta hai usky bad usky ghar walon mai kia horaha hy,log usy nehlaty......
- Main janta hon magr tu bhi aaina
Main janta hon magr Tu bhi aaina ly kr, Mujhy bta k mera intikhab kaisa......
- Lafzon say aag laganaphool khilanamain janta honharfon
Lafzon say aag LAganaphool KhilanaMain janta honHarfo’n say mehal bananasheher sajanaMujhy bhi atta hayFiqro’n Say......
- Janta hoon ki kisi yaad na sada
Janta Hoon Ki Kisi Ki Yaad Na Sada Aayegi Phir Bhi Beraham Hai Ye Dil......
- Kaho na kabhi tum mujhse janta hoon
Kaho Na Kaho Kabhi Tum Mujhse Janta Hoon Ke Chaahti Ho Mujhe Haddon Tak Dhadkanein......
- Main janta hoon ki tu meri kismat
Main Janta Hoon Ki Tu Meri Kismat Mein Nahin Mgar Yaad Rakhna Kuch Is Tarah......
- Janta hai suraj chandrma jante ye saikdron
Janta Hai Suraj, Janta Hai Chandrma, Jante Hai Ye Saikdron Tare Pata Hai Ambar Ko,......
- Main janta hun ke meri khud dariyan
Main Janta Hun Ke Meri Khud Dariyan Tujhy Kho Dein Gi Main Kya Karoon Ke......
- Main nahi janta kahan se chale ye
Main Nahi Janta Kahan Se Chale Ye Silsila Magar Tham Nahi Sakta Ab Mere Marne......
- Mera dard kesay wo janta mere
Mera Dard Kesay Wo Janta ? Mere Baat Kesay Wo Manta? Wo To Khud Fana......
- Ager main yeh janta tere pass dil
Ager main yeh janta Tere pass Dil Nahi Balkah Seeny main sang e mur mur......
- Jo bhee bura bhala hai allah janta
jo bhee bura bhala hai allah janta hai bande ke dil meiN kya hai allah......
- Mera dard kesy wo janta meri bat
Mera dard kesy wo janta Meri bat kesy wo manta Wo to khud fana k......
- Mera dard kesy wo janta meri bat
Mera dard kesy wo janta Meri bat kesy wo manta Wo to khud fana k......
- Dilki baat janta nahi koi kehna
‘DIL’ki baat janta nahi koi Kehna in ankho ka manta nahi koi Hum to JAAN......
- Police officer to pathan tum humko janta
Police officer to pathan: Tum humko janta nahi hy hum yahan ka DSP hai. Pathan:......
- Police officer to pathan tum humko janta
Police officer to pathan: Tum humko janta nahi hy hum yahan ka DSP hai. Pathan:......
- Mera dard kaise wo janta meri baat
Mera Dard Kaise Wo Janta Meri Baat Kaise Wo Manta Woh To Khud Fana Ke......
- Kaya toota bikhar gaya yeh main janta
Kaya Toota Kaya Bikhar Gaya Yeh Main Janta Hoon, Aandhiyon Main Chiraag Jalanay Ki Saza......
- Ek pagal ladki jise main janta hoon
Ek Pagal Ladki Jise Main Janta Hoon, Kya Chahti Hai Vo, Main Bhi Nahi Janta......
- Mera dard kaise wo janta meri baat
Mera dard kaise wo janta, meri baat kaise wo maanta .. Wo to khud fana......
- Rizwan doctor say help me mein jab
Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai......
- Sardar bachpan mein maa ki bat suni
Sardar: Bachpan Mein Maa Ki Bat Suni Hoti Tu Aj Ye Din Na Dekhna Parta......
- Wifeager mein pakistan ki sab sy oonchi
wife:ager mein pakistan ki sab sy oonchi pahari pay charny mein kamyaab ho gai to......
- 2 sheikh hotel mein ik dosry ko
2 sheikh hotel mein ik dosry ko milay. 4 din k baad dono mer gay,......
- Aik pathan se jail mein inspector ne
AIK PATHAN SE JAIL MEIN AIK INSPECTOR NE POOCHA TUM JAIL MEIN KAISE AAY.PATHAN BOLA......
- Teacher mein teri maa hoti to
Teacher: Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe 2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti… Student: Madam......
- Aaey dil tu tanhaiyon mein rehny ka
‘Aaey DiL Tu TANHAIYON Mein Rehny Ka AADi HoJa.’ . . Ye Tery Lanti Dost......
- Pakistan mushkilat mein kyun hy q
Pakistan mushkilat mein kyun hy? Q K Aabadi 17 crore jis me sy 5 crore......
- Pakar hath mein daba mat oh ho
Pakar Pakar Hath Mein Pakar Daba Mat Oh Ho Qtry Gr Rhy Hein Jaldi Se......
- 1 second mein laakh gaaliaya sunnay ka
1 Second mein 1 Laakh Gaaliaya Sun,nay Ka Tareeqa : . . . . .......
- Aik pagal ghussay mein oye main is
Aik pagal ghussay mein: oye main is dunia ko mita dungaa mita dungaa mita dungaaaaaaaaa......
- Pakistan mein 2 cheezen hi to achi
PAKISTAN mein 2 Cheezen hi to Achi hain . . . Sahiwal wich LASI .......
- Youn to hai hum mein bohat deendaari
YOun to hai hum mein bohat ‘DeenDaari’ Magar jahan dekhi koi ‘Bachi Pyari’ Bas Waheen......
- Train mein 1 machar chinese ke hath
Train mein 1 machar 1 chinese ke hath pe baitha, chinese pakar k kha gaya......
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Mental Hospital kay Opertion thetor mein Opertion tyar Saman majod Doctor majod Narsen majod Magar......
- Class room mein urdu grammer ki
Class room mein Urdu Grammer ki class ho rhi thi Teacher: ‘Umer ko aurton mein......
- Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar flutter
Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar Aasmaan mein ud raha hai kabootar Flutter Flutter, Flutter......
- Ek aurat coma mein chali gai shohar
Ek aurat Coma mein chali gaI.. Shohar murda samajh kr dafnaney chalA.. Rstey mein janaza......
- Samandar mein gehrai ki tarah piyar
Samandar mein “Gehrai†ki tarah Piyar men “Judai†ki tarah Khuda kare Aap ki Gril......
- Husband ghusse mein apni bv se boladil
Husband ghusse mein apni Bv se bola:dil karta hai k aaj tere tukre tukre kar......
- Sunehri baatein zindagi mein 2 baaten
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- Boyteri judai mein neend urti hai jan
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- Wifekal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian
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- Tumhari yaad mery dil mein kuch is
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- Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye Aur......
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- Teri galiyon mein na rakhen gy kadam
Teri Galiyon Mein Na Rakhen Gy Kadam Aaj K Baad Kyun K Humari Apni Gali......
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Agar Koi Ladki Ghar mein bhi Make up kr k Ghumay tu Samj jao k......
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1 khusra elections mein vote magty hue: Main yaqeen dilata hn agar hum kamyab huy......
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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon, Masjid mein adaab karta hoon, Insaan se kahin bhagwan na......
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- Pakistan mushkilat mein kyun hau kyun
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- Mein akeilaa hoon nisf shab mein neend o khwaab
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- Baharon mein khatao mein tudjhe mehsoos kiya
Baharon Mein, Khatao Mein.. Tudjhe Mehsoos Kiya Jeevan Ki Rahon Mein Tudjhe Mehsoos Kiya Jab......
- Aankhoon mein simtee anginat tasveeroon mein teri
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- Hare baag mein sidhi sadhi posaak mein
Hare Hare Baag Mein Sidhi Sadhi Posaak Mein, Kai Rahasyoo Ko Dabaye Ek Tarashi Burat......
- Bundon mein lehron mein ashkon kehkaho haan
Bundon Mein Lehron Mein. Ashkon Mein Kehkaho Mein. Haan Har Mausam Ke Rango Mein Ho......
- Chandni raat mein hathon mein hath peeche
Chandni Raat Mein, Hathon Mein Hath, Peeche Se Padi, Gadhi Ki Laat....
- Aatay hain khawabon mein khayalon mein mussalsil
Aatay Hain Khawabon Mein, Khayalon Mein Mussalsil….!! Phir Hum Se Yeh Kehtay Hain K Hum......
- Din gali kuchon mein raat mehfil mein
Din Gali Kuchon Mein, Raat Mehfil Mein Guzar Di, Raat Ayee Tanhaiyon Ne Ghera ,......
- Dhoonda tumhein har bahaar mein sehraa mein
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- Pardes mein rahne walo aapne dil mein
Pardes Mein Rahne Walo, Aapne Dil Mein, Aapne Hii Desh Ke Liye, Thodi Si Jagah......
- Naqaab hi hain yahaan qataaroun mein mein
Naqaab Hi Naqaab Hain Yahaan, Qataaroun Mein! Mein, Tujhey Khojoon Bhalaa Kaisey, In Hazaaroun Mein?......
- Mere man mein meri zubaan mein kavitaon
Mere Man Mein, Meri Zubaan Mein Kavitaon Ki Ek Choti Si Kitaab Rakhi Hai. Uski......
- Kabhi hawa mein barishon mein miltha hai
Kabhi Hawa Mein, Kabhi Barishon Mein Miltha Hai.. Kabhi Wo Lambs Kabhi Jhayiiko Mein Miltha......
- Zakhm dene mein dil dukhane walon mein
Zakhm Dene Mein ,Dil Dukhane Walon Mein, Wo Bhi Aakhir Mil Gaye Muskurane Waalon Mein,......
- Jindagi ki bhid mein apno khoj mein
Jindagi Ki Bhid Mein Apno Ki Khoj Mein, Yu Barish Mein Na Bhiga Karo, Yeh......
- Mein apni zindgi mein kisi shaks
Mein Apni Zindgi mein kisi ß Shaks ko NazarAndaz Nahi karta Qk Jo Acha Shakhs......
- Tum raaz agar hotey mein dil mein
Tum Raaz agar hotey, Mein Dil mein chhupa leta Muskaati hui Aankhein, aelaan na bun......
- Mausmon ke aane mein jaane mein aur
Mausmon Ke Aane Mein Mausmon Ke Jaane Mein, Aur Jaam Tooteinge Iss Sharaabkhaane Mein Har......
- Jis keh peche itna tarpee mein mein
Jis Keh Peche Itna Tarpee Mein Jis Keh Peche Itna Tarpee Mein, Ussne Aik Baar......
- Aapne baare mein abb kya batlao mein
Aapne Baare Mein Abb Kya Batlao Mein, Darti Hoon Kii Yu Hii Naa Mar Jaao......
- Mein to yun hi pani mein pather
Mein to yun hi pani mein pather phenk rha tha pAppu… Itne mein ek machli......
- Bazu o mein dum rakhta hun dil mein gum
Bazu-O-Mein Dum Rakhta Hun, Dil Mein Gum Rakhta Hun, Pata Tha Sms Ayega Tera, Isliye......
- Mein sitaroun mein khojta tha tum they
Mein, Sitaroun Mein Khojta Tha Tum They Pahlu Mein Mein, Nazaaroun Mein Khojta Tha: Tum......
- Aaj iss shehar mein kal naye mein
Aaj Iss Shehar Mein, Kal Naye Shehar Mein Urtey Patton Ke Peechey Uraata Raha Shauq-E-Awaargi......
- Is dil ki rahoon mein apnoon mein
Is Dil Ki Rahoon Mein Apnoon Mein, Sapnoo Mein Palkoon Ki Chilman Mein Ashk Ke......
- Hum to hain pardes mein des mein
Hum To Hain Pardes Mein, Des Mein Nikla Ho Ga Chaand Apni Raat Ki Chahat......
- Mein dil ban ke tujh mein dhadkungi
Mein dil ban ke tujh mein dhadkungi teri saanso mein ban ke khushboo mehkungi ik......
- Rahmmaan k pait mein mein sab se
Rahm(maan k pait mein) mein sab se pehly shahaadat ki ungli banti he.qabr mein sab......
- Bazu o mein dum rakhta hun dil mein gum
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hun, Dil mein gum rakhta hun, Pata tha SMS ayega tera, Isliye......
- Mein ne kr dia makan mein chirkao
Mein ne kr dia makan mein chirkao zehr ka,,, aur deemak thi mery jism k......
- Haathon mein haath mein haath liyay chalay
Haathon Mein Haath Haathon mein haath liyay, Chalay yonhi karwan Apni Zameen Hai, Apna hai......
- Ham to hai parades mein des mein
Ham To Hai Parades Mein, Des Mein Nikalaa Hoga Chand Apani Raat Ki Chhat Par......
- Haathon mein haath mein haath liyay
Haathon Mein Haath Haathon mein haath liyay, Chalay yonhi karwan Apni Zameen Hai, Apna hai......
- 1 jamadarni 2sri se mjhy tou aisa
1 jamadarni 2sri se: Mjhy Tou Aisa Lrka Chahye Jo Charsi ho mental ho Mela......
- Mat parh chor day aray janey
Mat Parh Mat Parh Chor Day Mat Parh Aray Janey Day Abay Mat Parh Chal......
- Roti kapra aur makaan keh kar aaye
Roti, Kapra Aur Makaan Keh Kar Aaye Thay Faraz… . . . . . .......
- Teacher dunya k pehle insan ki nationality
Teacher: Dunya k pehle Insan ki Nationality kia thi? Pathan: Pakistani. Teacher: Wo kaise? Pathan:......
- 1 pagal khali paper ko bar choom
1 pagal khali paper ko bar bar choom raha tha: Dusra Pagal: ye kya hai......
- Ye magic winters me krne ka hai
Ye magic winters me krne ka hai 1glas me thnda pani lain or usy apny......
- Teacher lalchi kuttey par kahani likho
Teacher: Lalchi kuttey par kahani likho . . Student: miss kyn jail bhijwana chahti hain........
- Election hone wale tay omeedwaar ghar ja
Election hone wale tay… Omeedwaar ghar ghar ja kar vote mang rahay tay… Aik omeedwaar......
- Garma garm biryani ki daig srf aap
Garma Garm Biryani ki daig srf aap k lye \___ _) \ (_ / ??’?’......
- agar ye hukomat 5 saal rahi
. Agar ye Hukomat 5 saal rAhi to ‘cheeni choot se zyada mengi ho jaygi,......
- Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja
Sheikh k kamre se cheuntiyan bahir ja rahi then Sheikh: Kahan ja rahi ho or......
- Pakistani to american tum choron k sath
Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya Salook karte ho? American: Hum unke sath......
- Ek larki ek larkay k paas gye
Ek larki ek larkay k paas gye us na ulta kia… Pechay sa khola.. Aur......
- B0y tumharay pen main ink nae hai
B0y: tumharay pen main ink nae hai kya Grl: andhay h0 kea chal t0 raha......
- 1 cheeni hospital me tha pathan us
1 cheeni hospital me tha. 1 pathan us ko dekhne gaya. Cheeni ne kaha, ‘CHING......
- Girl sho se sir kal
Girl = S.H.O se sir Kal 1 admi ne Meri izat loot li Pahle us......
- 2 khusry ja rahy thy k achank
2 Khusry ja rahy thy k achank 1 gir gaya aor zor zor sy rony......
- Boy i can kiss u without toching
Boy: I can Kiss u without toching u Girl:U can’t Boy:Laggi 20 ,20 Rs. Ki......
- Ladies k saath dukaan daron ka harami
Ladies k Saath Dukaan daron Ka Harami pan Bank Cashier: Madam ap So So k......
- Lady to doctor sex k liye konsa
Lady to Doctor: Sex k Liye konsa time best hai? Dr: Dopaher 2 bajay se......
- Saas aj sy tm mujy ami or
saas: aj sy tm mujy ami or apny susar ko abu kaho gi.Bahu g samj......
- Dil se her pal chahat ki sada
Dil se her pal chahat ki sada ati he, Yad mjhko teri her ada ati......
- Aadmi najumi se meri shadi q nahi
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