Wife: main Driver ko Nokari se nikaal rahi houn, kyun k aaj
main dousri bar marte marte bachi houn…
Husband: Begum, please..
“ussay Ek aur moqa tu do.
Related SMS:
- Traffic police chalan book nikaal k bola
Traffic police chalan book nikaal k bola: Naam bol? Lrka- ‘Trikulavattyy Thekkeparambli Swami’ Police (book......
- 1 bus driver ki seat k peechay
1 Bus Driver Ki Seat K Peechay Likha Tha… Agar RAB Ne Chaha To Manzil......
- 1 bacha school bus main driver k
1 bacha school bus main driver k pechay betha khud se batain kar raha tha;......
- Nokar mein nokari chor k ja raha
Nokar! Mein nokari chor k ja raha hon. Aap ko muj par barosa nein. Saith!......
- Dil se nikaal kar tum armaan le
Dil Se Nikaal Kar Tum Armaan Le Gaye Bejaan Jee Rahe Hain Tum Jaan Le......
- Nikaal de dil se khayaal uska
nikaal de dil se khayaal uska faraz yaadein kisi ki taqdeer badla nhi kerti….!!...
- Apne dil se nikaal kar mujh ko
Apne Dil se nikaal kar mujh ko = Tere honton pe siskiyan Q hain =......
- Samandar se kitna bhi paani nikaal lo
Samandar Se Kitna Bhi Paani Nikaal Lo, Paani Kabhi Khatam Nahin Hoga Sharab Se Gam......
- Dil nikaal kar seene se haath mein
Dil Nikaal Kar Seene Se Haath Mein Uske Rakhaa Thaa Barso Ke Baad Ayi Jab......
- Dafnane se pehle mere dil ko nikaal
Dafnane Se pehle Mere Dil Ko Nikaal Lena “FARAZ†Kahin Khaak Main Na Mill Jaye......
- Mat nikaal hum jaisey kanton ko apney
Mat Nikaal Hum Jaisey Kanton Ko Apney Chaman Say Aey *”DØST”* Sirf Phoolon Hi Say......
- Nikaal dy apni roshan kirney ay
Nikaal dy apni Roshan kirney… ‘Ay Suraaj ‘, . Uthne lage hain wo loog jo......
- Nikaal de apni roshan kirney ay
Nikaal De Apni Roshan kirney… Ay ‘ Suraaj ‘, . Uthne Lage Hain Wo Loog......
- Ecg if u go out with wife
ECG if u go out with wife /l__,-.__/_,_,-. ECG if u go out with girlfriend......
- Wife i will die husband also why
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2......
- wife ki dua ya allah
*’* WIFE KI DUA *’* Ya ALLAH Pak Mery Hasband Ko Buht Sari Daulat De,......
- Shayad mujey nikaal key pachta rahey ho
Shayad Mujey Nikaal Key Pachta Rahey Ho Aap Mehfil Main Iss Khayaal Sey Phir Aa......
- Zindaagi se nikaal diya hai phir aankhoon
Zindaagi Se Nikaal Diya Hai Phir Aankhoon Se Kyoon Na Nikaal Saki Aaj Bhi Dhadkaan......
- Tu apni hasratein saari nikaal le zalim
Tu Apni Hasratein Saari Nikaal Le Zalim Teri Bala Se Mera Dam Rahe- Rahe Na......
- Kabhi samoya duboya nikaal bahar
Kabhi Samoya , Kabhi Duboya Kabhi Nikaal Bahar Phainka Samandar-e-ISHQ Teri Aadatei’n Mere Yaar Jesi......
- Husband sitting near to his wife n
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving,Husband:please slow down the speed of......
- Husband song ga rha tha wife aap
Husband song ga rha tha, wife aap khuch bhi nahi Gate, mera baap jub gata......
- Husband sitting near to his wife n
Husband sitting near to his wife n she was driving, Husband: please slow down the......
- Wife suniye kya aap kitchen
wife – suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge husband – magar......
- Once a husband and wife were preparing
Once a husband and wife were preparing to go office and the wife thought she......
- Joke wife i think our daughter is
*JOKE* Wife: ‘I think our daughter is in love with someone.’ Husband: ‘How do you......
- Wife why are you home so early
Wife.. Why are you home so early.. Husband.. My boss told me to go to......
- Dil mein bhari nafrat ko nikaal denaa sanam
Dil Mein Bhari Nafrat Ko Nikaal Denaa-Sanam Sajaa Lenaa Meri Tasvir Ko Kare Kabhi Yaad......
- Traffic police chalan book nikaal k bola
Traffic police chalan book nikaal k bola Traffic police chalan book nikaal k bola: chal......
- wife main ne khoty pr
*. . .Wife: Main ne khoty pr research ki hai, wo apni ”khoti” k siwa......
- Wife main kya karon mai to lot
Wife: Main kya karon mai to lot gai, Hasband: Keun kya huwa janu, Wife: Aaj......
- Dear useryour wife can become mother without
Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS ‘CHILD’ or call customer care......
- Dear useryour wife can become mother without
Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS ‘CHILD’ or call customer care......
- Wife aur husband mazaar se nikle
Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupey de......
- Wife aur husband mazaar se nikle to
Wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupey de......
- Sardar on phone doctor my wife
Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is......
- Wife aaj koi aisi baat kaho k
wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon or jal bhi......
- Wife aaj koi aisi baat kaho k
wife: Aaj koi aisi baat kaho k me khush b ho jaon or jal bhi......
- Wife aik baat bolon husband han
Wife:- Aik Baat Bolo’n..? Husband: Han Bolo…. Wife:- Maaro Gye To Nai..? Husband:- Nai… Bolo.?......
- Wife aap mjhse pyar nhi krte na
WIFE: Aap mjhse pyar nhi krte na?? Hsbnd: to phr kya yeh 7 saat bache......
- Wife or husbnd ghumne gaye raste me
Wife or HusbNd GhumNe gaye Raste me GADHA ghas kha rha tha.Wife BOLI-Woh dekho tumara......
- Wife aaj nahi daalna husband kyon
Wife: Aaj nahi daalna. Husband: kyon ? Wife: kal tum daal k so gaye or......
- Wife dekho wo aadmi mujhe ghoor
Wife: Dekho wo aadmi mujhe ghoor ghoor k dekh raha hai Husband: Array jaanay do,......
- Wife:main kyun rokun?
Husband:sunti ho! Tumhari Saheli ghalat larkay se shadi kr rahi hay. tum usse rokti koun......
- Wife kaash aap sms hotay to main
Wife Kaash Aap SMS hotay to Main Ap ko Zindagi bhar ke liye SAVE kar......
- Wife main jb pooriyan banati hun toh
Wife: main jb pooriyan banati hun toh phle poori kharb banti hai. Pathan: O kocha......
- Wife jab main gana gaati hon to
Wife: Jab main gana gaati hon to aap bahar kyon chaly jaty hain?? Husband: Takay......
- Wife bv aur begum main kiya
Wife BV aur Begum main kiya Farq hai.??? . . ‘Kuch farq nahi hai Dost’;)......
- Sardar apni wife ke sath coffee shop
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi......
- Wife lagta hai hamari beti ki kisi ladke
Wife:-lagta hai hamari beti ki kisi Ladke k sath Setting ho gayi Husband:Wo kaise? Wife:-kafi......
- Wife acha batao car main ghomata hai
Wife: acha batao car main ghomata hai, icecream khilata hai, restaurant lay jata hai, BOLO......
- Batao wife biwi aur patni main kya
Batao WIFE, BIWI aur PATNI main kya farak hota hai? ? ? ? ? Socho......
- Wife patni main tumhari zindagi ki
Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif......
- Wife agar main mar gayi to tumhara
Wife: ?Agar main mar gayi to tumhara kya ho ga?? Husband: ?Agar tum na mari......
- Apney wife kay taroof main kaha aik
Apney Wife Kay Taroof Main Kaha Aik Bunday Nain Dil Say Kurta Hoon Qadar Iss......
- Tu mera husband hai main teri wife
Tu Mera Husband Hai Main Teri Wife Hoon, Mane Na Mane Par Main Teri Life......
- Train main wife husband se boli
Train main wife Husband se boli : ‘aaj saturday nite hai kuch karo na…..’ Husband......
- Wife janu kash ap msg hote main
Wife: Janu, kash Ap Msg hote, Main Apko save karti, jab chahe parhti, Husband: kanj0o0s,......
- Wife patni main tumhari zindagi ki
Wife (patni) : Main Tumhari Zindagi Ki KiTab Hun Husband (pati) : Yehi Tu taklif......
- Wife main bazar ja rahi hoon mujhe
Wife: “Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!” Husband (ghusay se):......
- Wife janu kash aap message hotay main
Wife: Janu! Kash aap message hotay, main ap ko save karti, jab chahe parhti Husband:......
- Wife main bazar ja rahi hoon mujhe
Wife: ‘Main bazar ja rahi hoon, mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!’ Husband (ghusay se):......
- Wife janu kash aap message hotay main
Wife: Janu! Kash aap message hotay, main ap ko save karti, jab chahe parhti Husband:......
- Telenor batun main wife sunna hy college
TELENOR BATUN BATUN MAIN Wife: Sunna hy college mai Ap baray behn chod thay! Apki......
- Wife main maike ja rahi hoontujhe tallak
Wife- Main maike ja rahi hoon,tujhe tallak ki notice bhej dungi! Husbnd-‘Ja ja, mithi-mithi batein......
- How does the driver of a gritting
How does the driver of a gritting vehicle go to work in the morning ?......
- Taxi driver to Santa
Taxi driver to Santa: sardarji petrol khatam ho gaya hai gaddi aage nahin ja sakati.......
- Wo konsa driver ha jis ka license
Wo Konsa DRIVER Ha Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota? Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!......
- Love is a driver bitter
Love Is A Driver … Bitter And Fierce, If You Fight And Resist Him Easy-going......
- Love letter by a driver im
Love letter by a Driver: I’m on the ROAD of LOVE. Driving my FEELINGS to......
- Driver ne car chalate achanak rok li
Driver ne car chalate chalate achanak rok li to sardar jo peeche behte hove the......
- Sardar became the driver of trainthe very
Sardar became the driver of train,the very 1st train driven by him was 8 hours......
- Pathan train ka driver ban gya
Pathan Train Ka Driver Ban Gya Pehli He Bar Train 8 Ghanty Late Ho Gayi......
- Love is a driver bitter
Love Is A Driver … Bitter And Fierce If You Fight And Resist Him, Easy-going,......
- Driver sardar ji petrol muk geya aey
Driver: Sardar ji petrol muk geya aey gadi aggey nai ja sakdi…! Sardar ji: ohhoho!......
- Bus conductor driver mai kiya difference
Bus Conductor & Driver Mai Kiya Difference Hai? Ans: Condector So Jaye To Kisi Ka......
- A taxi passenger tapped the driver on
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The......
- Aik train driver ne achanak ko patri
Aik train Driver ne achanak train ko patri se utaar kar jungal ki taraf bagane......
- After an accident driver angrily i showed
After An Accident, Driver Angrily: I Showed U D Headlights & Told U 2 Let......
- Taxi driver to sheikh passanger sir
Taxi driver to Sheikh passanger , Sir car k brakes fail hogaye hain! kia karon?......
- Aik aadmi ne auto driver ko roka
Aik aadmi ne Auto Driver ko Roka or poocha kya Anarkali Bazar Jaoo Gay He......
- Taxi driver to sheikh passanger sir
Taxi driver to Sheikh passanger , Sir car k brakes fail hogaye hain! kia karon?......
- A taxi passenger tapped the driver on
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. .......
- Lady to bus driver kitne ghante me
Lady to Bus Driver: Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rehte Ho? Bus Driver:24 Ghante Lady Herani......
- sardar ki beti uske driver
*. . .Sardar ki beti uske driver k saath bhaag gayi.. Logon ne poocha :......
- Woh milti tu kehti thi mein driver
Woh Milti Tu Kehti Thi, Mein Driver Bano’n Gi ‘Faraz’,.. Zindagi Ki Laghzsho’n Ne Ose......
- After an accident driver angrily shouted
After An Accident, Driver Angrily shouted: I Showed You The Headlights & Told You To......
- Wife bhi ajeeb hoti hain wife
Wife bhi ajeeb hoti hain: . . . Wife: Mai is dress men moti lag......
- Ek taxi driver buhat taiz drive kr
Ek Taxi Driver Buhat Taiz Drive Kr Raha Tha, Peechay Bethay Huay Sahib Bolay:"O" Bhai......
- Taxi driver aik pathan airport se bahir
Taxi Driver Aik pathan airport se bahir aya to samne taxi wala khara tha pathan......
- Memon ask to taxi driver abdullah shah
Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? Taxi Driver: Han......
- Memon ask to taxi driver abdullah shah
Memon ask to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? Taxi Driver: Han......
- Panjabe bus driver se ustaad aahista chalao
Panjabe Bus driver se: Ustaad, Bus aahista chalao jhatkay lag rahe hain. Driver: Bhai Bus......
- Bus driver kuri ne tenu thapar kiyoon
Bus Driver: Kuri Ne Tenu Thapar Kiyoon Maraya? Conductor: Paani Wala Daba Kuri Di Seat......
- Sardar driver ko road accident kerne par
Sardar driver ko Road Accident kerne par Pakar liya Gaya. Judge: Accident kaisay huwa. Sardar:......
- Aadmi taxi driver se bhai speed slow
Aadmi Taxi Driver se: Bhai speed slow karo, mere 12 chotay chotay bachay hain…… Taxi......
- taxi driver khan sahb petrol khatam
*. .Taxi driver: khan sahb petrol khatam hu gya hai,car aagay nahi ja sakti. pathan:......
- Veena malik taxi driver se johar town
Veena Malik, Taxi Driver Se: Johar Town Chalo Ge? Driver: Jee Haan. Veena: Kya Lo......
- Pathan driver road accident kerne par pakra
Pathan Driver, Road accident kerne par pakra gaya… Judge: Accident kaisay hoa!! Pathan: Khuda ki......
- Aadmi texi driver sy bhai speed slow
Aadmi texi driver sy bhai speed slow kroo mery 17 chooty chooty bacy hien DRIVER......
- Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri ma
Santa ne bhagte huye bus pakdi aur driver se kaha “ye bus teri maa lagti......
- Always love wife no life without wife
Always Love Wife, No life without wife, Wife se pyar karo, Wife k sath wafadar......
- Wife to husband wife aaj mere tan
Wife to husband. Wife: Aaj mere tan, man mein aag laga do. Husband ne patrol......
- Wife i will die husband i also wife why
Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because main itni......
- Love is life life wife wife knife
LoVe Is LiFe ,LiFe Is WiFe ,wIfE Is kNiFe , & kNiFe iS ThE eNd......
- B0y tumharay pen main ink nae hai
B0y: tumharay pen main ink nae hai kya Grl: andhay h0 kea chal t0 raha......
- b0y tumharay pen main ink nae
*. .B0y: tumharay pen main ink nae hai kya Grl: andhay h0 kea chal t0......
- Aaj main aap ko bataungi k ka
Aaj Main aap ko bataungi k aap ka aane wala kal kya hai , ,......
- Main to yu hi paani mai pathar
Main to yu hi paani mai pathar phaink rha tha ‘WASI’ , , , Achanak......
- Aik dafa ka zikar hy k main
AiK dafa ka ziKar hy k main sO raha tha, aise (^_^) phR mera fOn......
- Kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha 4
kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha, 4 addmi ne eik saat sumander main chalang lagaye......
- wese main keh raha tha k
/(”,) Wese main Keh Raha Tha K Agr Larkiyo K Numbr Hon To Send Karo......
- Khareedar main ne suna hai k is
Khareedar: Main ne suna hai k is Ghar main Jin bhoot aur roohen aati hain?......
- Girl 2 boy friend main maa ban ny
Girl 2 Boy Friend: Main Maa Ban-ny Wali Hoon BOY: Naheeeee GIRL: Abay Sun To......
- Eik molvi bus main ja raha tha
EIK MOLVI BUS MAIN JA RAHA THA SAMNAY BAITHAY EIK AURAT APNAY BAITAY KO BAR......
- Its magic please read dil main
Its magic! Please read. Dil †Main †Dil Dil †Mera †Dil Dil......
- Girl 2 boy main uss aadmi se
Girl 2 Boy: ‘Main Uss Aadmi Se Shadi Karun Gi Jo Mujh Se Baatain Karta......
- 1 shrabi bus main sawar hua to
1 shrabi bus main sawar hua to seat par bethy molvi ne kaha Tum jahanum......
- Aik molve bis main betha tha tu
AIK MOLVE BIS MAIN BETHA THA TU PECHAY SET PIR PIR AIK AURAT APNAY BETHAY......
- 1 kanjoos dosray sayaaj main ney ek
1 kanjoos dosray say:Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:1000......
- Main nay 2 faislay kiye hainpehlaaaj say
Main nay 2 Faislay Kiye Hain, Pehla:Aaj say Kisi Ajnabi Larki ko Lift nahi Karaonga......
- Log bolte hai piyar main zuban
Log Bolte Hai Piyar main ‘Zuban’ chup ho to ‘Ankhen’ Bolti hai, ‘Ankhen’ chup ho......
- Log bolte hai piyar main zuban
Log Bolte Hai Piyar main ‘Zuban’ chup ho to ‘Ankhen’ Bolti hai, ‘Ankhen’ chup ho......
- Do dost ek mosqe ke mehfil main
do dost ek mosqe ke mehfil main shrek thy ek dost ne dosre ko kehne......
- Boy to his friend yaar main apni
Boy To His Friend: Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon? Friend:......
- Molvi or murgay main 3 batien same
Molvi or murgay main 3 batien same hain 1. Dono subha jaldi uth jatay hain.......
- Ek couple car main drive kar rahe
ek couple ek car main drive kar rahe they, achanak ek donkey un k rastey......
- Girl 2 boy main apni zindagi me
Girl 2 boy: Main apni zindagi me lamba hath marna chahti hun.! Boy: Tum sirf......
- Baap beta is bar exam main
Baap: Beta is bar Exam main tumhain 9O% NO Laane hain. Beta: Nahi abbu me......
- Aik pagal ghussay mein oye main is
Aik pagal ghussay mein: oye main is dunia ko mita dungaa mita dungaa mita dungaaaaaaaaa......
- nikley hum dunia ki bheer main
*’* Nikley Hum Dunia Ki Bheer Main Tu Pata Chala, MUHSIN, K Her Wo Shakhs......
- Husband raat ko main ne aik horror
Husband: Raat ko main ne aik horror movie dekha, aik churail kabhi mere agay kabhi......
- Boy agar main kahon mujhe tum
Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur Meri Bas Yahi Chahat......
- Main teray naseeb ka badal nai jo
main teray naseeb ka badal nai jo tujh pe bars jaaon!!!!!! meriiiii tujhay in garmion......
- Boy main tumhein bangla dillaun ga car
Boy: Main tumhein Bangla dillaun ga, Car dillaun ga, Gold ke dhair laga dun ga.......
- Marez doctor sy main 1month roz
Marez Doctor sy main 1month sy roz 50 rupay ki dwai ly rha hon mgr......
- Mlvi or murgay main 3 batien same
Mölvi or murgay main 3 batien same hain 1-Dono subha jaldi uth jatay hain 2-Dono......
- Masjid main abhi elaan hua k
Masjid main abhi elaan hua k . Hazraat jery banday bachy labban gay ny wapis......
- Baap 1 zamana hota tha jab main
Baap: 1 zamana hota tha jab main 10 Rupay me Rashan, Doodh, Nashta sab le......
- Boy hamaray pyar k baray main kisi
Boy: Hamaray pyar k baray main kisi ko mat batanaGirl: Amber ko Zaror bataongi.Boy: Kyun?Girl:......
- breaking news karachi millenium main
** Breaking News ** Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai = = = = =......
- Sardar to doctor main susu subah 6
Sardar to doctor: main susu subah 6 bjay karta hon aur poty 7 bjay doctor:......
- Girl baba ji agar main nazrana don
Girl: Baba Ji Agar Main Nazrana Don To, Guarantee hai k Mera Bacha Ho Jaega?......
- 2 ghadhedonkyapas main bateen kar rahe thay1st
2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar rahe thay.1st yar mera malik bohat zalim hay.bohat marta hay......
- Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi
Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya,......
- 2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara
2 ghantay aatay ki line main khara rehte huye ek aadmi ghussay se chillaya. Main......
- Ek larka or larki aapas main bhut
Ek larka or larki aapas main bhut piyar karty thy ek din larki k bap......
- Santa main tu apne sare doston
Santa -: Main tu apne sare doston ko bhol hi gaya tha, Lekin Ek film......
- Boy barish ki bondo main teri yaad
Boy: Barish Ki Bondo Main Teri Yaad Ati Hai, Sawan K Mausam Main Teri Yaad......
- itni badtameez larki main ne zindagi
*. .Itni badtameez larki Main ne zindagi me nahi dekhi Jo sab k samne Mere......
- Boy jaan meri ankhon main to dekho
Boy:-: jaan meri ankhon main to dekho kya hai? Girl:-: sacha pyar:-) Boy:-: O andhi!......
- Laraz gaya jism jab main ne uski
Laraz gaya jism jab main ne uski ‘Daadi’ se kaha koi purana gana to sunao…......
- Main umar bhar jis larki ko chahta
Main umar bhar jis larki ko chahta raha. Aaj us k bachy mujhse kahty hain?......
- Father beta is bar exam main tumhain
Father: beta is bar exam main tumhain 90% number lane hain Beta: nahi abbu main......
- Girl book store main sales man se
Girl, Book store main sales man se, kia aap k pass ye kitab hai, ‘Larkiyan......
- Osama apni zindagi main 5 bar mara
Osama apni zindagi main 5 Bar mara gya hy 1990 me 1996 me 2000 me......
- Larki dad main maa banne wali hoon
Larki: Dad main Maa banne wali hoon. Dad:Besharam! Yeh kia keh rahi ho? Larki:Aap ne......
- Beti main paros se muhabbat kerti hu
beti; main paros se muhabbat kerti hu aur us ke sath bhaag rahi hu ........
- Boy papa main apni girl friend ko
Boy: Papa main apni girl friend ko kia don? Papa: Wo dikhti kaisi hay? Boy:......
- M0m0 to imran khan main tujhay
M0m0 to imran khan: main tujhay iss saal wo don gi pervaiz. Imran khan: woh......
- Girl tum haftay main kitni baar shave
Girl: Tum haftay main kitni baar shave kartay ho?Boy: Haftay main nahi, din main 30......
- Kitnay ghuroor main hain wo mujhay tanha
Kitnay Ghuroor Main Hain Wo Mujhay Tanha Chor K‘Faraz’ Usey Maloom Nahi Meray Paas Or......
- Ager larkian bhi masjid main namaz parhne
Ager larkian bhi masjid main namaz parhne ateen. . . . . . . .......
- Main zindagi bhar jisko chahta raha
Main Zindagi Bhar Jisko Chahta Raha “DOST†Aaj Us ka Beta Bola . . .......
- Zulfi zoya ke zulfoon main aisa khoya
zulfi zoya ke zulfoon main aisa khoya k jub hosh aaya to pocha zoya kitne......
- Agar chote bache ke pait main keere
Agar chote bache ke pait main keere ho jayen to bache ko pamper main biscuit......
- Zindagi main aik baat hamesha yaad rakhna
Zindagi main aik baat hamesha yaad rakhna . Cream wale Biscuits main Cream hoti hai......
- Rastay main khari 2 larkiyan jhagar rahi
Rastay main khari 2 larkiyan jhagar rahi then Pehli Main je tenu thapar maarya na......
- Zindgi main gadhe ki tarha kaam karte
zindgi main gadhe ki tarha kaam karte karte jb kbi 2pal ko sans lene k......
- 2006 main shops notice likha hota tha
2006 Main Shops Main Notice Likha Hota Tha, “Udhar Band Hai Kashmir Aazad Hone Takâ€......
- Trafic police wala bhuri orat say main
Trafic Police Wala Bhuri Orat Say: ‘Main kitni dyr say siti baja raha tha, app......
- Muslim ladyassalamo alikum molviyeh jannat main jayegi
Muslim lady:Assalamo alikum! Molvi:yeh jannat main jayegi Hindu lady:Namasty! Molvi: yeh dozakh main jayegi Christan......
- WIFE: kul 3 bar.
MINISTER: sach-sach batao, tum kitni bar hamse bewafai ki ho? WIFE: kul 3 bar. MINSTR:......
- Wife one who is sorry she did
Wife: one who is sorry she did it, but would undoubtedly do it again…....
- Man 2 her fat wife do u
Man 2 Her Fat Wife: ‘Do U Wana Lose 10 Pounds Of Ugly Fat In......
- Wife to doc doc i think my
Wife to doc: Doc, I think my husband has a fearfull disease.I talk to him......
- If the wife of any one you
If the wife of any one of you asks permission (to go to the mosque)......
- Ecg if u go out with wife
ECG if u go out with wife /l__,-.__/_,_,-. ECG if u go out with girlfriend......
- Wife mai is ghr ma aik pal
Wife: ‘Mai is ghr ma aik pal b nai rhu gi mai ja rahi hon.’......
- Wife so what do you have for
Wife: So What Do You Have For Me Today . . . ? Husband: ?......
- A man without a wife is like
A man without a wife is like a vase without flowers. ~African ProverbQNFQ...
- apni wife se!!!
paani peetaa hoon pipe se Apple khataan hoon knife se Apni bhi kya life hain......
- Your Wife is really sweet
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “I am Sick, not coming on work” Boss SMS......
- wife(Husband).
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me......
- Wife: There is an earthquake ,
Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping? Sardar: Why do......
- Wife i will die husband also why
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2......
- Man 1 i notice dat ur wife
Man 1- I Notice Dat Ur Wife Is Mostly In The Kitchen Probably She Loves......
- Wife darling when was the last
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us … ?......
- Wife is a knife y she
wife is a knife……………… y she is a knife…………… bcz she cuts the evil in......
- An intelligent wife is one who
”An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband......
- Wife wherell u take me on our
Wife: where’ll u take me on our 10th aniversary? Hsband: We’ll go 2 African jungle......
- Asian man will have a wife and
Asian man will have a wife and a girlfriend and will love his wife more.......
- A old man calling his wife
A old man calling his wife ! Rada, sunita, Daling, jan, sweeti, Aak ladka bola......
- 3 rooms hen 1st me wife
3 Rooms Hen 1st Me Wife & Husband Hen 2nd Me 1 Aadmi Hai, Jis......
- Wife im going to london do u
wife; im going to london do u want any gift? Husband: A British Girl.. wife:ok…......
- wife kal jo bekari
*. . .Wife : kal jo bekari aya tha wo bahut badtamiz ha Husband :......
- Husband 2 wife did u have
Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? Wife remains silent......
- Wife aaj tum udaas kyo ho
Wife- aaj tum udaas kyo ho? husbend- aaj meri maa or meri behen alag ho......
- 1 admi ki wife mar gai
1 admi Ki Wife Mar gai. Dost Usko Chup Karane K Bad: ‘Tuje Kuch Chahiye?......
- My wife says i never listen to
My wife says I never listen to her. At least I think that’s what she......