Washroom Songs!
In Case Of Normal:
‘Jati Hon Main Jaldi He Kia’
In Case Of Lose Motions:
‘Ruk Ruk Ruk Ary Baba Ruk’
In Case Of Kabz:
‘Na Tu Aay Gi
Na Hi Chain Ayega’
In Case Of Gas Trouble:
‘Hawa Hawa Ae Hawa Khushbu Luta De’
Aftr Coming Out Of Bathroom
Juda Ho K Bi
Tu Mujh Main Kahin Baqi Hai
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