Urdu Adab ..!
Lakhnow me 2 bachey lar rahe thay..
1st: dekhiye agr ap hmari bat nhi mane ge to hm ap k walid-e-muhtaram ki shan me gustakhana Kalimat pesh kr de ge..
2nd: To huzur,
phir hm b ap k rukhsar-e-mubarak pe aisa tamancha baja layen ge k gaal gulab ki manind chamakne lge ga…
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