=UMMEED =
1 gadha dosre se.
‘yaar, mera malik mujhe bht baghata hai’
Dusra:’To bhag kyun nhi jata?’
Pehla:’Bhag to mein jaoun lekin ..,Malik ki khubsurat beti jb b koi shrarat krti haito wo usay kehta hai k Teri shadi is gadhay se kara doon ga.
Bus isi umeed pe ruka huwa hun.
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