Uf Ye Angrez 🙂
Ye ”Alif-Bay-Pay” Ko A To Z Kehte Hain,
Hum Inko Pagal Or Ye Hamain Mad Kehte Hain,
Jeeti Jaagti AMMI Ko Mummy
Or
Zinda Baap Ko Dad Khte Hain,
Kitne Pagl Hain Ye Angrez b k
Samandar k Kinare Ko Beach Khte Hain, 🙂
Pagal e Oyeeee !
”HAPPY ENGLISH KI WAAT LGAO DAY” 🙂
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