TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARNE ME bare le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!
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- Dear ek tusi sharmanda v bohat
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- Aasi baithe rahe aas lagayesajan ji tusi
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- Naa lekay tusi sanu yaad kita dil
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- Jud chaho tusi lard lo bahaan vich
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- Asi pyar naal dil mangeya tusi kabra
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- Maran to magron tusi naa mainoo shamshaan
Maran To Magron Tusi Naa Mainoo Shamshaan Kite Le Jayo Paa Paa Ke Lakkran Uppar......
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- Tusi pucho e kive jeene haan asi
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- Asi pagl twady pichy tusi kise
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- Assi v smaart tusi sada rang
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- Sardarni sardar ji tusi ik haath naal
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- Arz kiya haikgham haitanhai haigham haizalimo tusi
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- Sath bis milla tusi jaag gaye itni
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- So sweetly she bade me adieu i
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Bade Dina Baad Us Kita Mainu Yaad A Suni Shayed Rab Ne Aaj Meri Feriyad......
- Hamein uski yaad naa dilao bade mushkil
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- Hamare desh ke neta humse bade wade
Hamare Desh Ke Neta Humse Bade Bade Wade Karte Hain Chunav Se Pehle Desh Sudhar......
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Bade Din Gaud Main Kheli Gudia Gudde Uski Saheli Ek Din Ye Kissa Suna Aur......
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- Hikka chodiya khajoora jidde kadd ne bade
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- Vaise taan ne dukh bade chandre jahaan
Vaise Taan Ne Dukh Bade Chandre Jahaan Wich, Dukhan Sukhaan Naal Bane Jindagi De Dhaan......
- Phoolo ki aarzu mein bade zakhm khaaye
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- Itne bade aasmaan mein suraj chand sitare
Itne Bade Aasmaan Mein Suraj Chand Sitare Sama Gaye, Koi Badi Baat Nahin Humne Itne......
- Jadaa e fan mein bade sakht muqaam aate hain
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- Main tujhe bade dinon baad dekh raha
Main Tujhe Bade Dinon Baad Dekh Raha Hoon Kahen Ye Lamha Dhal Na Jaye, Hai......
- Kuch tanz bade gehre utar jaate hain
Kuch tanz bade gehre utar jaate hain shabd reh jaate hain insaan guzar jaate hain......
- Ajkal bade udas rhate hain kyaa karehum
Ajkal bade udas rhate hain Kyaa kare,,,,hum hain bade ajib sabhi kahate hain.. Pata nahi......
- Tusi kinay sweet pyaray khubsoorat kinay zaheen
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- Asi bhejde rahe message tusi padh padh ke
Asi Bhejde Rahe Message, Tusi Padh-Padh Ke Muskurande Rahe, Tusi Kade Rupaiya Vi Na Kharacheya,......
- Tusi bare hi chungey nice sohney sohney
Tusi bare hi chungey, nice, sohney Tusi bare hi chungey, nice, sohney, ashey, cute ,......
- Shadi me khana khane k 2 asoolrule1pehli
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- Son parosi ki larki ko english nhi
Son: parosi ki Larki Ko English Nhi Ati, Father: Tujhe Kese Pata? Son: Mene Kaha......
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- A new vaccum salesman knocked on da
A new vaccum salesman knocked on da door!A lady opened it!Before she could speak, da......
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- A man has 2 parrots today
a man has 2 parrots (today) 1 din ik totay ne dosry ki chumi lay......
- Hume to apno ne peta gero me
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- Meri jhoki nazron ko meri nafrat na
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- Pati patni se kaisi sabzi banai hai
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- Nurse sardarji mubarak ho aap papa ban
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- Wakeel my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke
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- Once there was a admi he cutting
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- Z kutta haaye jab saabiq sadar
Z Kutta Haaye Haaye Z Kutta Haaye Haaye Jab Saabiq Sadar Ayub Khan Ko Awam......
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- 2 men went a call girl 1st
2 Men Went 2 a Call Girl 1st Went In And Came Out And Said......
- Apne sar pe hath phero dobara
Apne sar pe hath phero, . . Dobara hath phairo, . . Teesri baar phir......
- Tchr btao ye konsa zmana hy
Tchr: Btao ye konsa zmana Hy ? Me Ro rha hon! Tm Ro rhe ho!......
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- Aaj jee bhar kar mujhe rone du
AAJ JEE BHAR KAR MUJHE RONE DU . . FARAZ . . AMMI NE SARI......
- A girl in a train was reading
‘A girl in a train was reading a book about ‘Men’ It said Italian men......
- Sardion ki shaam thi me ne
Sardion Ki Shaam thi Me ne us K Hath Pe Hath Rakha Me ne Kaha......
- 1 admi pathan ko mar raha thalogo
1 ADMI PATHAN KO MAR RAHA THA,LOGO NE POCHA K Q MAR RAHE HO?WO BOLA......
- Ghar se bhagi larki kuch dino k
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