Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge ?

Student: shaadi..!!!!!!

Teacher: nahi,mera matlab hai kya banoge?

Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher: oh,i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge?

Student: dulhan

Teacher: IDIOTmera matlab bade ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?

Student- bahu launga

Teacher: stupid tumare papa tumse kya chahte hai?

Student: pota

Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?

Student: hum do humare do, jab tak teasra nahi ho…!!!!!!……