Teacher:
Bare hokr kiya bano ge
Pathan:
Mera bap kehta hy mai jitna marzi parh lon,
wo nai ban sakta jo chahta hon
Teacher:
Kia banna chahty ho
Pathan:
LADY DOCTOR
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