Shadi me khana khane k 2 asool:
RULE1:
Pehli bar is tarha khao k dosri bar milega nai.
RULE2:
Dosri bar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila hi nahi …………..@
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- Shadi ka wada kia perveen se
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- Ek dost bola tu shadi kis se
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- Kitnay armano se shadi ki rat ko
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- Mra mehboob ki shadi raqib se ho
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- Is ka jawab dain shadi k
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- Pathan ko baap ne shadi pe gun
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- pthan ki shadi hwe pehli rat
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- Ek dost bola tu shadi kis se
Ek dost bola tu shadi kis se karega? Mein ne kaha mein shadi shuda hon.......
- 1 sardar ki shadi nahi ho rhi
1 sardar ki shadi nahi ho rhi thi wo mannat mangnay giya to uss ki......
- Shadi k waqt sab se mushkil kam
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- Kya ap shadi krna chate hen
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- Shadi ka wada kia perveen se
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- Agr apki shadi nahi ho rhi hy
Agr Apki Shadi Nahi Ho Rhi Hy To Daily Subha Saveray Uth Kr Apna PAJAMA......
- Kitnay armano se shadi ki rat ko
Kitnay armano se shadi ki rat ko ghongat uthaya mene faraz, wo bary pyar se......
- Shadi ka wada kia perveen se
Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se, Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se, Anjane men sab......
- 1admi ki shadi hui us ne mithai
1.admi ki shadi hui, Us ne mithai baati, Pehla beta hua, Mithai baati, Doosra beta......
- Gajjar or bnd gobhi ki shadi hui
Gajjar or bnd gobhi ki shadi hui. Subha uth kr dost ny pocha .suhag raat......
- Eik molvi ki shadi nai ho rahi
EIK MOLVI KI SHADI NAI HO RAHI THI WO APNI MAA KO SATH LAY KR......
- Shadi karne k bad or mobile
‘SHADI’ karne k bad or ‘MOBILE’ lene k bad 1 hi baat ka afsos hota......
- Pathan ki shadi pr us k doston
Pathan ki shadi pr us k doston ne Dulhan ki jaga ak larky ko bitha......
- Shadi 1 aisa din hy jb larka
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- 1 pari ne 60 saal k shadi
1 pari ne 60 saal k shadi shuda jorre se kaha; Me Tm dono ki......
- Shadi main jao ge mazaq
shadi main jao ge.? . . . . Mazaq tha 99% log pura sms prhty......
- Challenge for u shadi se pehle
challenge for u.. Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai? Jo......
- Pathan hum ko shadi pr susral se
Pathan: hum ko shadi pr Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare......
- Shauhar shadi ke pehle tum kya
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- Boy mujh say shadi karo ge
Boy: mujh say shadi karo ge??? Girl: NO… Boy: But why??? Girl: Ghar walay nae......
- 1 pathan ki shadi nhi horhi thi
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- Sonpapa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan
Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?rnPapa: Beta aqal......
- Hello g eid ke baad meri shadi
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- Pathan lrki sy hum shadi kro tm
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- pathan apni shadi ki 1st
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- Boy o bewafa tune shadi q ki
Boy: O Bewafa tune Shadi Q ki? Mera Dil jal k Raakh ho gaya… Girl:......
- Pepsi ki add may shadi raat ko
Pepsi ki add may shadi ki raat ko bhag nay waali larki din may pepsi......
- Pepsi ky add may shadi ki raat
pepsi ky add may shadi ki raat ko bhag nay wali larki din may pepsi......
- Pathan sardar se yara hum shadi kr
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