Rastay main khari
2 larkiyan jhagar rahi then
Pehli
Main je tenu thapar maarya na tu Amrika ja k digen gi
Dosri
Main jai tenu thapar maarya te tu ‘U.K’ ja digen gi
Qareeb se 1 marasi guzar raha tha
ruk kar bola
Baji 1 choti jai muki menu v maar dayo
main naal walay pind jana aa.
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