‘PYASA CROW’
Once din he was pyasa. He finding paani. But paani was kidro na labba. He guzra from jungel. He vekhiya one gharra. Magar paani was thora.He sochya ek plan. He pick some wattey and sutey into the ghara. Pani was uper come. He drank dhedh bhr k.
‘Moral: pujabi english se better hai’
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