Profesr:kya nam ha
girl:Natasha
profesr:agey kya lgati ho?
girl:ji ALWAYS ULTRA
Profesr:Sorry
i mean peche kya lgati ho
girl:(shrmate hue)
Ji sarso ka Tail. .*
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