1 Pehlwan ki tang neeli ho gai.
Hakeem:zeher phel gya h katni paregi.
3din bad 2sri b neeli hogai.
Hakeem:ye b katni paregi zehar kafi phel gya
2no kaat k plastic ki tangen lga den
8 din bad plastic ki tangen b neeli ho gæn.
Hakeem:Ab smjh aya,tmhari dhoti ka rang utarta hai, preshani ki koi bat nhi
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