Pathan:
Kyun ro rahe ho?
Memon:
Meri Murghi mar gai
Pathan:
hamra Baap mar gaya per hum to nahi roya
Memon:
Tu kyun roye ga!
Tera Baap Anday thori deta thaa!
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Teacher: kal tum ne chutti kyun ki? Studnt: sir! Ghar mein buhat zaruri kaam tha!......
- Thora de k sharamsar na ho kyun
Thora de k sharamsar na ho, kyun k na dena thora dene se b kamtar......
- Kya hua tum ne miss call kyun
Kya hua? Tum ne miss call kyun di thi? agar aap ki miss call ati......
- Malak kyun khan tme 15 din
Malak : kyun khan tme 15 din ki chuti kyun chahye? Pathan : sir hamara......
- Kyun pyaar us par hi aata hai
Kyun Pyaar Us Par Hi Aata Hai, Jo Mil Kar Bhi Naa Mil Pata Hai.......
- Yeh dil hain kyun aaj phir se
Yeh Dil Hain Kyun Aaj Phir Se Khila Khila Lagta Hain App Ki Yaad Ais......
- Kyun hui woh bewafaaaj tak naa jaan
Kyun Hui Woh Bewafa,Aaj Tak Naa Jaan Paaya Tha, Pata Nahi Kiska,Mere Pyar Par Bura......
- Jina gunah kyun hai ye kya ho
Jina Gunah Kyun Hai Ye Kya Ho Gaya Mujhe Kis Shakhs Ki Lagii Hai Bhala......
- Jab humein chodna tha tho dil kyun
Jab Humein Chodna Tha Tho Dil Kyun Lagaya Hamare Saath Jab Humein Katal Karna Hi......
- Kyun ab is zindagi ko maut se
Kyun Ab‚Â Is Zindagi Ko Maut Se Mila Rahe Hoo Itni Gurbat Na Thi Aaj......
- Kyun sab mujhe yun dekhte hai kya
Kyun Sab Mujhe Yun Dekhte Hai Kya Meri Khata Hai-Â… Meri Kismat Ansoo Mai Doobe,......
- Aisa kyun hua hai aaj dil ghabra
Aisa Kyun Hua Hai Aaj Dil Ghabra Kyun Raha Hai Tumhari Chahat Mein Aaj Yeh......
- Kyun kahega use ke naacheez hai wo
Kyun Kahega Use, Ke Naacheez Hai Wo Tute Hue Dilon Ka Tabeej Hai Wo Hai......
- Naa jane kyun is dil mein ye
Naa Jane Kyun Is Dil Mein Ye Khayal Aata Hain, Mere Har Lafz Mein Uska......
- Tum kyun mujh se poocho ho kya
Tum Kyun Mujh Se Poocho Ho Kya Kya Guzri Mujh Pe Yaaron Tum Kyun Mujh......
- Jab se hua hai mujhe payar kyun
Jab Se Hua Hai Mujhe Payar Kyun Duniya Nayi Lagne Lagi Hai Na Din Ko......
- Jiwan hai yah kyun na ham jiyen
Jiwan Hai Yah Kyun Na Ham Jiyen Ise Bharpoor? Aaou Pahloo Mein Yahaan Kyoun Baithhey......
- Wo jab bhi milta hai kyun ashq
Wo Jab Bhi Milta Hai Kyun Ashq Behne Lagte Hai, Zabhaan Ye Dil Ki, Mere......
- Chal de abb nawaz kyun hai tu
Chal De Abb “Nawaz” Kyun Hai Tu Karta Yun Intazar, Wo Bhi To Beithi Hui......
- Ye barish jub bi hoti hai kyun
Ye‚Â Barish Jub Bi Hoti Hai Kyun Hum Ko Drd Daiti Hai Tumharay Sath‚Â Guzaray......
- Aye dil tu mohabbat karta kyun hai
Aye Dil Tu Mohabbat Karta Kyun Hai Jo Karta Hai Tu Phir Tadapta Kyun Hai?......
- Kyun banati ho ret ke mahal ek
Kyun Banati Ho Ret Ke Mahal, Ek Din Khud Hi Mitaogi, Aaj Kehti Ho Ki......
- Kyun aaj yeh dil itna udaas hai
Kyun Aaj Yeh Dil Itna Udaas Hai Akash Par Chaayi Megho Ki Baraat Hai, Har......
- Ya payar kyun hota ha agr ha
ya payar kyun hota ha. agr hota ha to pher log kyun nahee samajaty hain……………………?...
- Jo na hona tha hua kyun main
Jo na hona tha hua kyun, main ishi soch mai hoon, Raha mujhse wo juda......