Pathan aur Sardar U.K. gaye
Airport officer ne naam pocha
Pathan: Umar Daraz Khan
Officer: English mei bolo
Pathan kuch dair sochny k baad:
‘Long Life Khan’
piche sardar khada tha
woh officer se pehle hi bola: ‘
I m Beautiful Red Underwear’
Officer: What?
Sardar: Mera naam hai Sundar Laal Chadda.
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*. .Hum Kya Se Kya Ho Gaye Saare Sapne Kahin Kho Gaye, Haaye Hum Kya......
- Interviewer to Sardar:
Interviewer to Sardar: Just Imagine u r on 7th floor and building caught fire. How......
- Sardar : ye To policy Naa hoi
Insurance policy ka Numaynda : Sardar je App Policy lain, app k Bachoon ko pesay......
- Sardar : SMS# 1323
A Judge said.. order.. Order.. Order.. Sardar : 1 Pizza 2 Chicken 1 Coldrink Judge:......
- Sardar at an art gallery
Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you......
- Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
In Bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs......
- 1 pathan ko road pe say 100
1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila Jis par likha tha,,......
- Do u knw why sardar bought a
Do U Knw Why Sardar Bought A Brown Cow . . . . . .......
- Ek sardar dosre se oye yeh
Ek Sardar dosre Sardar se? Oye yeh SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai..? Dosra Sardar: Jis......
- Why does a sardar g clean the
Why Does A Sardar G Clean The Wall With A Ear Bud ??? . .......
- There was sardar s dj party in
There was sardar ?s DJ Party in a party- plot, DJ asked:?kab tak bajau?? Party......
- 1st sardar to other yaar tum
1st Sardar To Other Yaar Tum Yeh Har Waqt Cheeni Hee Q Khatey Rehte Ho?......
- 2 pathan bnk lotne gay pr gun
2 PATHAN bnk lotne gay pr GUN bhol gy! Phir b bnk lot liya!KESE? Bnk......
- Ek sardar doosre se oye yeh sent
Ek Sardar Doosre Sardar Se.. Oye Yeh Sent Message Kya Hota Hai..? Doosra Sardar: Jis......
- Ak gang me pathan k hat ek
ak gang me pathan k hat me ek kafer a gea us marny laga o......
- Do sardar lar pare to aik
do sardar lar pare to aik ne kaha lat marran da bombay pohanch jae da......
- A sardar g was without a shirt
A sardar G was without a shirt. His friend say: ?wah sardar G, bari fit......
- pathan maan hm bra ho k
*’* pathan, Maan hm bra ho k airforce m jaega, Maan, Beta muje kese pta......
- Frnd to sardar ji kya
Frnd to sardar : sardar ji kya bat hai Aaj Tumharay Mobile Par Bohat Calls......
- Pathan o hum is kamre me nhi
Pathan: O, hum is kamre me nhi rahe ga hmko pagal samjha hai kia? Paisa......
- Sardar k 3 betay thy or un
Sardar k 3 Betay thy or un k rishton ki bat chal rhi thi… Sardar......
- Frnd to sardar ji kya bat
Frnd to sardar sardar ji kya bat hai Aaj Tumharay Mobile Par Bohat Calls Aa......
- Police car gas par hai pathan no
Police: Car Gas Par Hai Pathan: No Police: Petrol Par Pathan: No Police: Diesel Par......
- Sardar will you merry after i
sardar: Will you merry , after i die . Wife : No i wiil live......
- 1 pathan ka gadha gum ho gya
1 Pathan ka gadha gum ho gya Wo khushi me nachne lga 1 Admi ne......
- 1st pathan yaar aaj to 1 rs
1st Pathan: Yaar Aaj To 1 Rs. Me 3 Amrood Mil Gaye. 2nd Pathan: Wo......