Once there was a jutt. He was cutting jawaar with datri. He saw a wadda sara Sap. He began to cry, Bachao, I am marring, Then his piyoo, take a sota and kill the sap, when o gaiy qareeb, they saw that was not a sap that was a kala rassa.Moral:all the jutt are aqlon chatt….
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