M0m0 to imran khan:
main tujhay iss saal wo don gi pervaiz.
Imran khan:
woh kiya maa g?
M0m0:
w0i jo awam nay zardari ko di hai.
Imran khan:
galiyan ?
M0m0 :
gali to tujhay kabhi nahi don gi imran nazir.
Imran khan :
imran nazir nahi imran khan maa g!
M0m0 :
nahi main tujhay imran khan bhi nahi don gi.
Imran khan:
maa g v0te daina hai to do wrna jao !
M0m0:
Ayi shawashay!
main tujhay v0te don gi musharaf putar!
Imran khan:
ufff.
M0m0:
chapaaa!
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- Parosi khan sahab apne kamray ki khirki
Parosi: khan sahab apne kamray ki khirki band kr k soya kro,maine kal sb dekh......
- Janeman janeman jan e mann ye salman khan
‘Janeman Janeman Janeman Jan-e-mann Jan-e-mann Ye salman khan ki flop film hai!!!’...
- B0y tumharay pen main ink nae hai
B0y: tumharay pen main ink nae hai kya Grl: andhay h0 kea chal t0 raha......
- b0y tumharay pen main ink nae
*. .B0y: tumharay pen main ink nae hai kya Grl: andhay h0 kea chal t0......
- Aaj main aap ko bataungi k ka
Aaj Main aap ko bataungi k aap ka aane wala kal kya hai , ,......
- Main to yu hi paani mai pathar
Main to yu hi paani mai pathar phaink rha tha ‘WASI’ , , , Achanak......
- Aik dafa ka zikar hy k main
AiK dafa ka ziKar hy k main sO raha tha, aise (^_^) phR mera fOn......
- Kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha 4
kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha, 4 addmi ne eik saat sumander main chalang lagaye......
- wese main keh raha tha k
/(”,) Wese main Keh Raha Tha K Agr Larkiyo K Numbr Hon To Send Karo......
- Khareedar main ne suna hai k is
Khareedar: Main ne suna hai k is Ghar main Jin bhoot aur roohen aati hain?......
- Girl 2 boy friend main maa ban ny
Girl 2 Boy Friend: Main Maa Ban-ny Wali Hoon BOY: Naheeeee GIRL: Abay Sun To......
- Eik molvi bus main ja raha tha
EIK MOLVI BUS MAIN JA RAHA THA SAMNAY BAITHAY EIK AURAT APNAY BAITAY KO BAR......
- Its magic please read dil main
Its magic! Please read. Dil †Main †Dil Dil †Mera †Dil Dil......
- Girl 2 boy main uss aadmi se
Girl 2 Boy: ‘Main Uss Aadmi Se Shadi Karun Gi Jo Mujh Se Baatain Karta......
- 1 shrabi bus main sawar hua to
1 shrabi bus main sawar hua to seat par bethy molvi ne kaha Tum jahanum......
- Aik molve bis main betha tha tu
AIK MOLVE BIS MAIN BETHA THA TU PECHAY SET PIR PIR AIK AURAT APNAY BETHAY......
- 1 kanjoos dosray sayaaj main ney ek
1 kanjoos dosray say:Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:1000......
- Main nay 2 faislay kiye hainpehlaaaj say
Main nay 2 Faislay Kiye Hain, Pehla:Aaj say Kisi Ajnabi Larki ko Lift nahi Karaonga......
- Log bolte hai piyar main zuban
Log Bolte Hai Piyar main ‘Zuban’ chup ho to ‘Ankhen’ Bolti hai, ‘Ankhen’ chup ho......
- Log bolte hai piyar main zuban
Log Bolte Hai Piyar main ‘Zuban’ chup ho to ‘Ankhen’ Bolti hai, ‘Ankhen’ chup ho......
- Do dost ek mosqe ke mehfil main
do dost ek mosqe ke mehfil main shrek thy ek dost ne dosre ko kehne......
- Boy to his friend yaar main apni
Boy To His Friend: Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon? Friend:......
- Molvi or murgay main 3 batien same
Molvi or murgay main 3 batien same hain 1. Dono subha jaldi uth jatay hain.......
- Ek couple car main drive kar rahe
ek couple ek car main drive kar rahe they, achanak ek donkey un k rastey......
- Girl 2 boy main apni zindagi me
Girl 2 boy: Main apni zindagi me lamba hath marna chahti hun.! Boy: Tum sirf......
- Baap beta is bar exam main
Baap: Beta is bar Exam main tumhain 9O% NO Laane hain. Beta: Nahi abbu me......
- Aik pagal ghussay mein oye main is
Aik pagal ghussay mein: oye main is dunia ko mita dungaa mita dungaa mita dungaaaaaaaaa......
- nikley hum dunia ki bheer main
*’* Nikley Hum Dunia Ki Bheer Main Tu Pata Chala, MUHSIN, K Her Wo Shakhs......
- Husband raat ko main ne aik horror
Husband: Raat ko main ne aik horror movie dekha, aik churail kabhi mere agay kabhi......
- Boy agar main kahon mujhe tum
Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur Meri Bas Yahi Chahat......
- Main teray naseeb ka badal nai jo
main teray naseeb ka badal nai jo tujh pe bars jaaon!!!!!! meriiiii tujhay in garmion......
- Boy main tumhein bangla dillaun ga car
Boy: Main tumhein Bangla dillaun ga, Car dillaun ga, Gold ke dhair laga dun ga.......
- Marez doctor sy main 1month roz
Marez Doctor sy main 1month sy roz 50 rupay ki dwai ly rha hon mgr......
- Mlvi or murgay main 3 batien same
Mölvi or murgay main 3 batien same hain 1-Dono subha jaldi uth jatay hain 2-Dono......
- Masjid main abhi elaan hua k
Masjid main abhi elaan hua k . Hazraat jery banday bachy labban gay ny wapis......
- Baap 1 zamana hota tha jab main
Baap: 1 zamana hota tha jab main 10 Rupay me Rashan, Doodh, Nashta sab le......
- breaking news karachi millenium main
** Breaking News ** Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai = = = = =......
- Wife main driver ko nokari se nikaal
Wife: main Driver ko Nokari se nikaal rahi houn, kyun k aaj main dousri bar......
- Father beta is bar exam main tumhain
Father: beta is bar exam main tumhain 90% number lane hain Beta: nahi abbu main......
- Girl book store main sales man se
Girl, Book store main sales man se, kia aap k pass ye kitab hai, ‘Larkiyan......
- Beti main paros se muhabbat kerti hu
beti; main paros se muhabbat kerti hu aur us ke sath bhaag rahi hu ........