Mehman Nawazi
HOST: Lassi tusi pinday Nhi,Chaa Asi Pilani Nhi,Roti da Time Ni,Bottle da Mosam Ni,Hon dasso,ki kariay?
Mehman: Balance e puwa deyo fir…;-)
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