Mareez:Dil K Operation K Bad Mujhe Altaf Bhai Acha Lagne Laga Hai.
Kya Men Pagal Hogaya Hon?
Doctor:Nai Tmhen Jo Dil Lagaya Hai Wo
‘KUTTAY’ Ka Hai…..
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