Maa: tu koi kam kaj nhi krta, muhalah me larkiyo’n ko cherta ha, aur nasha b krta ha. Tm ne to mri izat khak me mila dya ha
Pthan: oOh chor maa, tm kon sa muhalah me dipti nazim laga huwa ha..:-)
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