‘MAA’
Maa kia he?
Aik khobsorat rishte ka nam
Maa k dam se hi kainat me rang he
Ye maa hi he jo apne bachchon ko subha uthati aur khti he k
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Uth jao begharto 11 baj rahe hain kutto ki tarha pare rehte hain tumare BAP ne mulazam nhi rakhe hoye jo tume nashta bana kar dainge
Zindagi haram kar rakh di hy kamino ne 😀 ‘GEO AMmAA’
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