Lady: I think you are the father of one of my children..
Aamir: Oh my GOD.. Are you Hina?
Lady: No
Aamir: Sadaf?
Lady: No
Aamir: Sarah?
Lady: *In total confusion* No Sir!
Amir: Then? :O
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Lady: I am the class teacher of your son
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