Judge mujrim se btao tumhari akhari khwaish kya hai???
Mujrim ek mobile nokia n81,
5 carore rupay,
Apki beti se shadi,
Usa ka viza,
2 sal ka honeymoon,
7 8 bachay jo apko nana nana kahe aur mujhe papa,
Un ki shadi karwo dun us k bad ap jo faisla kregye mujhe manzor hog
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- Man tumhari wife gum hui hy tou
Man: Tumhari wife gum hui hy tou police ko Q nai bataya ?ardar: Q K......
- Pal yeh dil jal raha hai tumhari
Pal Pal Yeh Dil Jal Raha Hai Tumhari Yaad Mein Bin Jal Ki Machali Ki......
- Tumhari yaad hi to hai jo ek
Tumhari Yaad Hi To Hai Jo Ek Pal Main Humein Rula Deti Hai Tumhari Yaad......
- Jab tumhari yaad ai to dil ne
Jab Tumhari Yaad Ai To Dil Ne Pukara Mujhy Kuch Samajh Main Naheen Ayaa Ke......
- Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du
Tumhari Is Ada Ka Kya Jawab Du, Apne Dost Ko Kya Uphar Du, Koi Accha......
- Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, Apne dost ko kya uphar du, Koi acha......
- Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, Apne dost ko kya uphar du, Koi acha......
- Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, Apne dost ko kya uphar du, Koi acha......
- Jab se tum mile ho tumhari
Jab se tum mile ho, tumhari Dosti mili hai Mujhe jine ke liye nayee bekhudi......
- Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha......
- Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du
Tumhari Is Ada Ka Kya Jawab Du Apne Dost Ko Kya Uphar Du Koi Accha......
- Tumhari kanjoosi dil ko bah gai
Tumhari Kanjoosi Dil Ko Bah Gai, Mujhey Bhi Apne Balansce Ki Qader Aa Gai Sochaab......
- Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha......
- Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha......
- Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha......
- tumhari aankh say dil tak
. . . Tumhari Aankh Say Dil Tak Safar Karna Hai Hum Ko. Yeh Kitni......
- Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha......
- Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du
‘Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha......
- Utari to na thi ham ne tumhari
utari to na thi ham ne tumhari kachi magar uttar gai faraz ,,,,,,,kyonke us mein......
- Tumhari yad ati hai to hum ansu
Tumhari Yad Ati Hai To Hum Ansu Bhatay Hain, Guzaray Thy Kabhi Jo Sath Din......
- Base hue hay joo aab tak tumhari
BAsE hUe hAy jOo Aab tAk tUmhAri khUshboO mAIn wOhE mehKtI fizA tUm koO yAad......
- aur haasil aik tumhari
*. . .Aur Haasil..?? Aik tUmhari Khaatir.. Me Ne.. Khud ko.. Kitna ThukraiYa Hai. .......