*’* Jis Sy Anchal B Nhi Sar Ka Sambhala Jata,
*’* FARAZ *’*
*’* Us Sy Kya Khaak Tery Ghar Ki Hifazat Hogi.
*’* For All Those Boys Who Like Fashionable Girls *’*
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