Jb Sheeshy K Bartan PHOOT Jayen To Aawaaz Aati Hy ‘CHUNNN’
Jb Bachon K Ghubaary PHOOT Jayen To Aawaaz Aati Hy ‘THUSSS’
Jb Paani K Bulbuly TOOT Jayen To Aawaaz Aati Hy ‘PATUKKK’
Aur
Jb Muqaddar PHOOT Jayen To Aawaaz Aati Hy
‘QABOOL HY’
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