Jaj, Mujrim se: batao tumhari aakhri kuwahish kia hai?’
Mujrim’:’ Aik mobile Nokia N95,’
5 karror rupe’,
Aap ki beti se shadi,
U.S.A ka viza’,
2 saal ka haneymoon,’
6,7 bache jo aap ko nana nana kahen aur mujhe papa’, aur main
Un sab ki shadi karwa don us k baad aap jo fasila do mujhe manzoor hoga’.
Juj:’ hahahahaha meri koi beti he nai.
Tangdo salay ko.
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