Jaj, Mujrim se: batao tumhari aakhri kuwahish kia hai?’

Mujrim’:’ Aik mobile Nokia N95,’

5 karror rupe’,

Aap ki beti se shadi,

U.S.A ka viza’,

2 saal ka haneymoon,’

6,7 bache jo aap ko nana nana kahen aur mujhe papa’, aur main

Un sab ki shadi karwa don us k baad aap jo fasila do mujhe manzoor hoga’.

Juj:’ hahahahaha meri koi beti he nai.

Tangdo salay ko.